I had to switch off the last time that poor woman was on with Dirty Peter, it was excruciating.
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I had to switch off the last time that poor woman was on with Dirty Peter, it was excruciating.
I'm considering making some more Voodoo dolls, I feel they make for an interesting alternative to Christmas Cards.
Just a thought, no pressure. Prices to be confirmed (£11 p+p)
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In an observation that will surprise no one... she is completely at ease with debbie g, who incidentally i could believe would actually like these beads
On a positive note he makes half decent scrambled eggs, that's if you don't mind some egg shell and ceramic in them.
Next time i'm in Suffolk I might knock at Gollum's and see if there's any going.
I think the beads are nice, I also think they are preposterously overpriced.
His trouble is he goes on too much when he tells a tale, its easy to remember.
It's like when certain presenters say 'this is definitely the last of stock', it sticks in your mind.
Sometimes they are incredibly obvious but sometimes not so!
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Have you heard the expression "if you tell the truth you don't have to have a good memory"? Its awful when they tell tales about their children or elderly parents to make a sale. Particularly if they are being less than honest.
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So does mini-mike like the dark or not?
I fear we shall never know :-(
I fear we shall never know :-(
Of course Mike's on my Christmas card list mr tom, it'll be a big, sparkly, glittery card laced with curare!
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Will you be doing a discount for forum members, I may need about four!
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He's too clever to get caught out like that... he is mr safety expert
My Voodoo Dolls are £19.99 but Forum Members will receive a Free £10 Credit that can be used towards a future purchase on any item costing £20 or more.
hmmm, good point, I may have to come up with something more subtle :thinking:
maybe I should invest in some of your voodoo dolls - your Ts&Cs sound perfectly reasonable - I trust there will be extortionate delivery charges along with with interminably slow delivery times? :wonder::nod:
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Your terms spund somewhat familiar. Howrver I trust you more than Dirty Peter or The Barrow Boy!
I think it's a good deal. We're the UK's biggest discount Voodoo Doll retailer and with delivery at just £11.99* you need to order now.
*we aim to deliver in 5-10 days**, it might come quicker but obviously we cannot guarantee it.
**normal days/working days/days when it snows/days when you win the lottery/days when you bump into Elvis Presley. Basically it will arrive when it arrives so just be grateful, you miserable shower of peasants.
awesome sales pitch - I'm in!
They'll be available soon.
We're frantically producing as many pairs of small red trousers as we expect demand to be particularly high for the doll that wears them.
How about a nice red bottle of Laurelle sexy shoo to go with the red trousered voodoo doll as a gift set?
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I welcome your suggestion but as ever in business one needs to keep an eye on the bottom line.
But if we buy it in for peanuts and sell high it could work. My buyer is very sharp, he has a knack of procuring complete and utter shite but making it sound as if the Beckham's use it.
Good work buddy, I like your style :mysmilie_59:
I welcome your suggestion but as ever in business one needs to keep an eye on the bottom line.
But if we buy it in for peanuts and sell high it could work. My buyer is very sharp, he has a knack of procuring complete and utter shite but making it sound as if the Beckham's use it.
Good work buddy, I like your style :mysmilie_59:
