Random musings/no argument zone

[mr tom]

Ok, just three quick points.

1) sally is the butt of many jokes from the other presenters/assistants but good on her for how she handles it.

2) you don't qualify as a special guest when you are usually on camera more than there is daylight in a day.

3) when talking about nails, sally said "you will want to punch me by the end of the summer, what with how much i go on about pink nails being in" .... End of the summer? Some of us are already there.

 

[Wirral70]

Ok, just three quick points.

1) sally is the butt of many jokes from the other presenters/assistants but good on her for how she handles it.

2) you don't qualify as a special guest when you are usually on camera more than there is daylight in a day.

3) when talking about nails, sally said "you will want to punch me by the end of the summer, what with how much i go on about pink nails being in" .... End of the summer? Some of us are already there.

I think it's a mark of their desperation that one of their own presenters now classes as a 'special guest'. In fact Sally herself was a 'special guest' on Gollum's show the other week.

However, I'd love to see Lisa Brash appear as a special guest on Gollum's show. That would be delicious.:mysmilie_59:

 

[mr tom]

I think it's a mark of their desperation that one of their own presenters now classes as a 'special guest'. In fact Sally herself was a 'special guest' on Gollum's show the other week.

However, I'd love to see Lisa Brash appear as a special guest on Gollum's show. That would be delicious.:mysmilie_59:

see i'd cut sally some slack as a one off guest appearance as it is so rare that she appears on someone elses time

whereas peter sherlock is on ALL THE F#CKING TIME

excuse the shouting sir.

 

[Wirral70]

see i'd cut sally some slack as a one off guest appearance as it is so rare that she appears on someone elses time

whereas peter sherlock is on ALL THE F#CKING TIME

excuse the shouting sir.

Yeah that's fair enough about Sally, I've never seen her appear on someone else's show before but I think it's a measure of how limited Mike Mason is that he needs help with certain products.

But you have to give it to Sit-Up, they make full use of their 'Beauty & Fragrance Expert' creation. And there's no doubt he can help shift stuff if it's reasonably priced.

 

[mr tom]

Yeah that's fair enough about Sally, I've never seen her appear on someone else's show before but I think it's a measure of how limited Mike Mason is that he needs help with certain products.

But you have to give it to Sit-Up, they make full use of their 'Beauty & Fragrance Expert' creation. And there's no doubt he can help shift stuff if it's reasonably priced.

i don't think it's that they see him as limited, more that they could be experimenting with "what about if we use sally for clothes, how we use sherlock for fragrance" rather than just giving her a three hour block and it gives even more of an impression that she is an expert.

 

[Wirral70]

i don't think it's that they see him as limited, more that they could be experimenting with "what about if we use sally for clothes, how we use sherlock for fragrance" rather than just giving her a three hour block and it gives even more of an impression that she is an expert.

Yeah, could be.

I see they've stopped putting the quantity on screen for the Bee Venom, probably to hide the fact they're barely selling any!

 

[PJ.]

These reversible trousers are singularly the most hideous item Bid have ever sold...

If I may misquote Animal Farm, all Bid products are crap, some are more crap than others.

PJ

Sent from my Vodafone 354 using Forum Runner *meep meep*

 

[deedee]

I think it's quite telling that they now have to give away cheap sparkly crystal earrings with Schlock's stink as DOTD
As I write they haven't sold very many!
But it's ok, they spoke to a happy customer on air
I noticed on his FB page one poor lady has bought it and said it was a bit 'weak and watery'
Maybe people are beginning to see through his antics - you're my friends, my queens of beauty etc. It's so false
He was actually saying that cosmetic procedures were a bad thing earlier on - what a hypocrite!

 

[Muttley]

Mike just said, whilst selling Sherlocks Divine Decadence, that we will "save it for the evening when we go to those posh events". Of course we always wear cheap stink when we go to the Ritz! He's now doing emotional blackmail whilst selling a bird bath.

 

[Pola]

Mike gets "yellow jacks" in his garden.

No such bird, you tit.

 

[Pola]

I'm cringing listening to Mike.

Terrible. Embarrassing. Patronising.

And I hate that "there of" business.

 

[Pola]

*stares blankly at TV screen*

 

[Wirral70]

I think it's quite telling that they now have to give away cheap sparkly crystal earrings with Schlock's stink as DOTD
As I write they haven't sold very many!
But it's ok, they spoke to a happy customer on air
I noticed on his FB page one poor lady has bought it and said it was a bit 'weak and watery'
Maybe people are beginning to see through his antics - you're my friends, my queens of beauty etc. It's so false
He was actually saying that cosmetic procedures were a bad thing earlier on - what a hypocrite!

If I was in charge of Bid TV I'd bundle Sherlock's Turps with a massive big pair of Granny Knickers (the ones with a gusset the size of Belgium) and some Nana Royle Dr Keller's because it's probably old ladies whose buying it.

I bet Gala Bingo reeks of Divine Decadence :mysmilie_59:

 

[deedee]

I'm cringing listening to Mike.

Terrible. Embarrassing. Patronising.

And I hate that "there of" business.

I completely agree Pola, it's excruciating
I cringe a lot when Mikey boy is on - his English is appalling, the 'there of' is really bad and I also cringe when he says 'sumfink'
The man is as thick as a brick but maybe that's in their job description?!!

 

[mr tom]

Who is working.... well I hear ''let me ask you a question.... do you ever worry about your mums house being broken into'' oh it must be mike the scaremongerer mason

 

[Pola]

I completely agree Pola, it's excruciating
I cringe a lot when Mikey boy is on - his English is appalling, the 'there of' is really bad and I also cringe when he says 'sumfink'
The man is as thick as a brick but maybe that's in their job description?!!

I appreciate it's hard selling such utter crap but this is painful.

Why do they do it?! I wonder if they apply for other jobs hoping to get away from Bid? None of them can possibly like it?

 

[deedee]

If I was in charge of Bid TV I'd bundle Sherlock's Turps with a massive big pair of Granny Knickers (the ones with a gusset the size of Belgium) and some Nana Royle Dr Keller's because it's probably old ladies whose buying it.

Well, looking at his FB page Wirral, a good percentage of his fans are, shall we say, more mature!
One, I noticed, doesn't have the greatest vocabulary and all she ever posts to him is 'u mad lol' hmmm, not the sharpest knife in the drawer maybe??!!

 

[Wirral70]

Who is working.... well I hear ''let me ask you a question.... do you ever worry about your mums house being broken into'' oh it must be mike the scaremongerer mason

Gollum dosen't sound like he needs a burglar alarm. One look at the fag smoking, farting goddess would make a thief run a mile and if one look isn't enough she just lifts her pungent fungus feet in the direction of the robber.

Now that's what you call a security system :mysmilie_59:

 

[Wirral70]

Well, looking at his FB page Wirral, a good percentage of his fans are, shall we say, more mature!
One, I noticed, doesn't have the greatest vocabulary and all she ever posts to him is 'u mad lol' hmmm, not the sharpest knife in the drawer maybe??!!

More mature? oh please deedee, they still think they need to take their ration books to Tesco.

 

[mr tom]

Gollum dosen't sound like he needs a burglar alarm. One look at the fag smoking, farting goddess would make a thief run a mile and if one look isn't enough she just lifts her pungent fungus feet in the direction of the robber.

Now that's what you call a security system :mysmilie_59:

i want to know where the james bond swiss army watch is.... he had that on for about two weeks until he sold it.