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mr tom
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I could have sworn i heard peter simon imply he is a victim of the floods... when selling furry boots.
I'm just stunned.
I'm just stunned.
mr tom
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AND AT THAT KIND OF BUY....
Jesus christ, is that even a legitimate sentance
Jesus christ, is that even a legitimate sentance
I saw the reversible dress as well
I saw that the pattern showed through when Jenny was wearing it purple side out but what shocked me more was the fact that you could see her black shapewear knickers through it as well! not good!
yes, of course it was a genuine error Peter! NOT!
it was just one of his 'I'm old uncle Peter and I get things muddled up sometimes' yeah right Pete!
mr tom
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I agree deedee, however i did laugh purely as he said bender and i'm immature
He did indeed say that. He also told a joke about the floods in his monologue involving a little dog falling in the river. I say joke, it was pathetic. He's beyond the pale, he really is.
Shiny Face and Dirty Peter are now saying Volupte is equal to or even better than Chanel No 5. They mustn't be getting any more Chanel in.
mr tom
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it's disgusting to use it as a sales tactic. he is evil.
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Nothing wrong with being immature Mr Tom. I sniggered when he said Lindt "Lenor" chocolates instead of Lindor. At that point I woke up and realised it was an act. And even my elderly mum knows Justin's surname!
It's the level he's at really. He isn't very talented, he never was.
Entertaining primary school kids 20 odd years ago by jumping around in gunge was really his only claim to fame.
But they could have put any old crap on telly in those days and the kids would watch, there wasn't as much choice as there is now!
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Famous for being gunged, not exactly high art is it? Luckily I am too old to remember him on the BBC, in my youth it was Swap Shop and Saturday Superstore.
mr tom
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Thank you for the kind support muttley
Dirty Peter is selling JPD. 'This is what I call not only an oriental it's going towards the spices, the richness. Not only as you go towards those wonderful petrolees* you're going towards that delightful hint of musk'.
* I presume he meant patchouli
He really tried hard with this one, he had 100 but only sold 13. He has Oud next, he's throwing all the brand names around but made it absolutely clear he isn't comparing it to them, oh no.
And he's just shamelessly mentioned valentines day and said 'I think this is delivered in 3-5 days but I'll have to check that'. He never did check.
Thankfully the old scammer only sold 10 from 100, what a shyster!
* I presume he meant patchouli
He really tried hard with this one, he had 100 but only sold 13. He has Oud next, he's throwing all the brand names around but made it absolutely clear he isn't comparing it to them, oh no.
And he's just shamelessly mentioned valentines day and said 'I think this is delivered in 3-5 days but I'll have to check that'. He never did check.
Thankfully the old scammer only sold 10 from 100, what a shyster!
Mommabear
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Just watching him with the JPD Prestige Oud Noir he has 90 left
'Is this 3-5 working days?' he asks...........'I'll just check on that'...................he never did
'Is this 3-5 working days?' he asks...........'I'll just check on that'...................he never did
Indeed, what a shyster.
The ASA should deal with that, he knows full well that it isn't delivered in that timescale and if he dosen't know he's incompetent and needs retraining. Disgraceful.
mr tom
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He makes me sick.
He is a sly, detestable man
He is a sly, detestable man
It's nasty and mean to suggest you could buy it for a valentines gift by giving totally false delivery information. It's as miserable as it gets.
Shame on him and shame on Bid TV.
Mommabear
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Shocking!!
And there he sits humbly trying to get people to buy a resin birdbath cos he's so concerned about birds.....yeah right :mysmilie_51: old buzzard!
And there he sits humbly trying to get people to buy a resin birdbath cos he's so concerned about birds.....yeah right :mysmilie_51: old buzzard!
Mommabear
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Where's his sidekick today?
He's disgusting, maybe we took our eyes off him too much. If he wants scrutiny he can have it, in spades. :mysmilie_59:
I only tuned in after 4pm and presumed she was off changing into her latest chav suit but maybe she's having a day off, rumour has it she couldn't wash off all the blue eye shadow from last week and looked a mess.
