Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Maybe he’s getting the back doors banged

Maybe he's 'walking in to a patio door' again, which definitely wasn't him having a cosmetic procedure on his face.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Weekly photo….

 

[galesgal57]

Mother's Day must haves - an electric fly killer. How touching.

 

[EmmaP]

They were selling those Waterproof Pants, as a Mothers Day must have earlier

 

[Hammy60]

I'm stunned, speechless even, the Ice Blue watch didn't sell out last night, must be the first time one of mason's sell out prediction hasn't come true.

 

[Hammy60]

Secondary market bullsh*t again.

Here's how it's going for some on the secondary market, ie ebay, most are below IW's price and most of them have been on ebay for months, so expect prices to drop even further.

 

[Muttley]

Weekly photo….

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A classic! I love the "we made a mistake on price again". Happens all the time, not a very professional company

 

[Muttley]

They were selling those Waterproof Pants, as a Mothers Day must have earlier

There are days that I'm glad I didn't have children. Having read this, this is one of those days...

 

[Battiola73]

Mother's Day must haves - an electric fly killer. How touching.

I reckon Mike of the Morons should buy one. It might exterminate any insect life in his facial bird's nest.

On the Monday after Mothers Day, We must look out for any injuries the presenters have incurred from their mothers throwing aforementioned electric fly killer and the incontinence pants back at them.

 

[Battiola73]

I'm stunned, speechless even, the Ice Blue watch didn't sell out last night, must be the first time one of mason's sell out prediction hasn't come true.

Oh goody I’m so pleased for him, he’ll be able to buy one now. Won’t his mates daahn the pub be envious

 

[Battiola73]

A classic! I love the "we made a mistake on price again". Happens all the time, not a very professional company

Wouldn’t it be refreshing if one of them said “oh we’ve got the price right for once”

Hang on there are these pink animals with snouts and curly tails flying past my window!

 

[Battiola73]

Chef Sweeny Todd Leather Pinny Joe on with Mike of the Morons. That piece of fish looks awful. Is my imagination of has Joe lost a lot of weight? Must have been using Killah Vanillah.

 

[Craftalot]

Chef Sweeny Todd Leather Pinny Joe on with Mike of the Morons. That piece of fish looks awful. Is my imagination of has Joe lost a lot of weight? Must have been using Killah Vanillah.

I thought he'd lost a load of weight, and he's always been a bit of a porker. I think it's a special type of diet that comes in a little weekly injection.

 

[Muttley]

Chef Sweeny Todd Leather Pinny Joe on with Mike of the Morons. That piece of fish looks awful. Is my imagination of has Joe lost a lot of weight? Must have been using Killah Vanillah.

I always think that Killa Vanilla sounds like a rapper with a sweet tooth...

 

[Muttley]

I reckon Mike of the Morons should buy one. It might exterminate any insect life in his facial bird's nest.

On the Monday after Mothers Day, We must look out for any injuries the presenters have incurred from their mothers throwing aforementioned electric fly killer and the incontinence pants back at them.

Hopefully their mums won't use the electric fly killers on them...

I always took my mum out for afternoon tea somewhere posh on Mother's Day. I got brownie points for doing it and I got to eat posh sandwiches and scones too

 

[EmmaP]

This may sound bad, But bar a card and either money or a present, I don’t think we’ve ever done anything, Bar maybe when I was Small.

Pubs and Restuarants, always appear busy, and because of a) my wheelchair and b) I don’t really like crowds, probably do something. In April,when on holiday, or when we get a nice day and we can sit outside

 

[Battiola73]

I thought he'd lost a load of weight, and he's always been a bit of a porker. I think it's a special type of diet that comes in a little weekly injection.

I suspect that too.

 

[headintheclouds]

Hello all! I took a few weeks away from the Forum after the Duke/Saintslad debacle left a bad taste in my mouth. Anyhoo, delighted to see @Duke of Cheese is still posting, that @Herring and @galesgal57 didn’t disappear and that I.W is still as s**t as ever - hooray!

 

[EmmaP]

Not being nasty, how much of the channels demographic have mums alive

 

[galesgal57]

There are days that I'm glad I didn't have children. Having read this, this is one of those days...

After giving birth to a 10 pounds 4 ounce baby, they would be a godsend.