Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Do we?

No, not really

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Also alongside the ceramic heaters for when it gets too hot,a bladeless fan to cool down..

I’m in business here. Worried Muriel?..sorry meant Pete

 

[Wanderer]

Leader of the Tooting Popular Front. Loved Citizen Smith, Robert Lindsay was brilliant

 

[Battiola73]

Mike owns a beard trimmer! It must be broken, as it looks overgrown to me.

He’d be better buying a hedge trimmer!

 

[Wanderer]

Also alongside the ceramic heaters for when it gets too hot,a bladeless fan to cool down..

I’m in business here. Worried Muriel?..sorry meant Pete

Are you branching out from SuperColl?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Has Muriel texted in? Or is she just a fan of Pedro? We need to know

Sadly I think Muriel has done a runner!

She was last seen in a field burying a hoard of watches/air fryers/canes/kayaks/cordless vacs/Gammon/dehumidifiers/steam cleaners/corded vacs/rattan furniture/power banks/batteries/more watches/gilets/solar lights/ etc..

She is being pursued by the Council for dumping rubbish!

 

[Wanderer]

Sadly I think Muriel has done a runner!

She was last seen in a field burying a hoard of watches/air fryers/canes/kayaks/cordless vacs/Gammon/dehumidifiers/steam cleaners/corded vacs/rattan furniture/power banks/batteries/more watches/gilets/solar lights/ etc..

She is being pursued by the Council for dumping rubbish!

Dressed as a squirrel?

 

[Francy19]

Thing is with this belt, the pictures they show before and after, the people are not overweight so the muscle definition will show. If someone has a lot of fat then the muscle may become firmer/toned but the fat will not magically disappear without healthy eating and exercise.

 

[Francy19]

Also this lifetime warranty, depends on how long the company keeps trading. I can see this being a company that folds then owners set up another company in a different name. Warranty not valid then I am very cynical

 

[cheeky chappie]

Was I seeing things tonight or did he really begin with a row of toilet brushes?

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Shyto, literally laugh out loud!

Ave a flush!

 

[rubia]

Also this lifetime warranty, depends on how long the company keeps trading. I can see this being a company that folds then owners set up another company in a different name. Warranty not valid then I am very cynical

You are not On your own there.

 

[Hammy60]

Also this lifetime warranty, depends on how long the company keeps trading. I can see this being a company that folds then owners set up another company in a different name. Warranty not valid then I am very cynical

Lifetime warranty is a marketing con. In the small print it tells you the lifetime warranty only covers faulty parts (manufacturing faults), it does NOT cover problems caused by normal wear and tear.

If the belt has faulty parts it will show up early on, if the belt has problems in 5 years time it will be because of normal wear and tear and will not be covered by the guarantee.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Lifetime warranty is a marketing con. In the small print it tells you the lifetime warranty only covers faulty parts (manufacturing faults), it does NOT cover problems caused by normal wear and tear.

If the belt has faulty parts it will show up early on, if the belt has problems in 5 years time it will be because of normal wear and tear and will not be covered by the guarantee.

Plus they know, certainly for items that don't cost hundreds, that x years post purchase, many (most?) consumers won't bother trying to get a replacement, they'll simply go out and buy new.

Oh no, the handle has fallen off!
These things have a lifetime warranty don't they?
Can't remember tbh.
Where's the receipt?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Where did we buy them from?
Emmm ....
Feck it, we'll get new ones when we hit the shops this weekend.