Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

Well, well, well. A review for the Greed aftershave

‘Had high hopes for this to last longer than an Eau Du Toilette, but it is actually difficult to smell it straight from the bottle. Not sure if I had a duff example but this is so weak not worth using.’

Not surprising to all us Forum members

 

[Wanderer]

Just what we thought, the stick vacuum is crap. See review from Trustpilot

‘The stick hoover is rubbish, leads not long enough, the brush head keeps turning around and it won't hoover some of my carpets...

Ahh, you see that is the problem from using power of the plug....

 

[cheeky chappie]

Found this review of Ideal World from Trust Pilot. I bet it’s for the vacuum cleaner with the HEPA FILTER that Peter Von Claptrap gushes over

‘I purchased Item Number 1004818 from you. Upon using it it was not sucking up hardly anything from my carpet. I returned it to you and you stated that the product show's signs of use. Of cause it did, I had to use it to find out it was not working properly. I called Ideal World and was treated very rudly, they informed me that in their records that it was working but in the letter I was sent it says it DOES NOT say that. I asked to speak to a superviser and he was even ruder, he would not let me speak and then hung the phone up on me. In the letter I was sent it gives a phone number to call back. The number was 0800 151 12345 this number does not work. I am very upset about this and will contact the Obisman is I have to. I will be leaving a negative responce about Ideal world. You should be ashamed of your Company if this is the way you treat you customers.’

I have it on good authority that IW will soon start selling a mattress with a very impressive 1,000 night sleep trial, yep, almost 3 years!!!

Ok, you're not allowed to actually sleep on it, even with the plastic cover still on, but hey let's not split hairs guys!