Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

loads of buyers coming in for Beardy Mick's candelabras lol

Sales might be slowing down as he struggles to assemble it.

Ideal if you have a damp hovel and the electrics blow.
Pedro would love to come on like Liberace brandishing one

Can I just check, is 'Beardy Mick's candelabras' a euphemism for something rude?

No doubt Pedro will have met Liberace when he was performing in Vegas. They would have got on famously, both fond of banging back doors!

Liberace successfully sued the Daily Mirror who strongly suggested he was gay!

 

[Craftalot]

IW's illiteracy continues with a top note of the foul Dubai room scenters as 'Black Current'. Seriously...

I can't tell if it's IW employing foreign workers for whom English is not their first, or even second, language, or just idiots. Difficult to tell.

 

[saintslad]

Evening, Peter. When are you back on-air again? Are you doing the Tommy Trumpions?

What I love about your shows in particular is they are misinformation free zones.

Kindly stop calling me Peter. Thank you.

Whatever you think of me, or my posts - please stop the accusations of whom I are. Thanks.

 

[galesgal57]

Can I just check, is 'Beardy Mick's candelabras' a euphemism for something rude?


Liberace successfully sued the Daily Mirror who strongly suggested he was gay!

You mean he wasn't? He surely wouldn't tell lies under oath would he?

 

[HughTwo]

You mean he wasn't? He surely wouldn't tell lies under oath would he?

Cassandra - a Daily Mirror columnist - described Liberace as fruit-flavoured.

Would you call Dirty Peter that?
Well, I guess after he's drunk that fruity collagen and scoffed a whole lot of gummies!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Kindly stop calling me Peter. Thank you.

Whatever you think of me, or my posts - please stop the accusations of whom I are. Thanks.

Of course, Peter. Not a problem.

 

[Niwa]

Of course, Peter. Not a problem.

I am not I are.

 

[Samki]

Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away
W H Mearns c1899

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Last week he says he’s Peter
Today she says he’s not
The next she says he’s Joanne, shouting quite a lot
In March he posts as Peter V, in April now he’s Mike
In May they post as Sally, hoping for a like
In June he tells us not to watch or see another show
But can’t apply that logic here and cannot up and go
And back we come to Peter, and the quirky use of grammar
Some would say to sell like this needs ten years in the slammer…

Mike Hunt c 2025

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Gert and Daisy have rocked up again..