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loads of buyers coming in for Beardy Mick's candelabras lol

Sales might be slowing down as he struggles to assemble it.

Ideal if you have a damp hovel and the electrics blow.
Pedro would love to come on like Liberace brandishing one
Can I just check, is 'Beardy Mick's candelabras' a euphemism for something rude?🤪😋🤣

No doubt Pedro will have met Liberace when he was performing in Vegas. 🤣🤣🤣 They would have got on famously, both fond of banging back doors! 🤣🤣🤣
Liberace successfully sued the Daily Mirror who strongly suggested he was gay!
 
Evening, Peter. When are you back on-air again? Are you doing the Tommy Trumpions?

What I love about your shows in particular is they are misinformation free zones.
Kindly stop calling me Peter. Thank you.

Whatever you think of me, or my posts - please stop the accusations of whom I are. Thanks.
 
You mean he wasn't? He surely wouldn't tell lies under oath would he? 🤣🤣🤣
Cassandra - a Daily Mirror columnist - described Liberace as fruit-flavoured.

Would you call Dirty Peter that?
Well, I guess after he's drunk that fruity collagen and scoffed a whole lot of gummies!
 

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