Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

What happens if your house is fully carpeted?

Aahh. They have a terrific corded vac for just that purpose. I know its terrific because they said so..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

PeterVonHepa talking about the fantastic mop heads. Peter,if I may say so,if you will,it’s actually a couple of mop heads doing the presentation

 

[HughTwo]

Who'd have thought it - Of-the-Masons has a beautiful kitchen floor, but it doesn't half get dirty.

He paid 210 pound for his electric floor cleaner but Peter VanRattan is selling this one for only 69.99.
Quick! Get multi-buying and sell them on down the pub - to people who want to talk about your Duchump watch

 

[galesgal57]

loads of buyers coming in for Beardy Mick's candelabras lol

Sales might be slowing down as he struggles to assemble it.

Ideal if you have a damp hovel and the electrics blow.
Pedro would love to come on like Liberace brandishing one

No doubt Pedro will have met Liberace when he was performing in Vegas. They would have got on famously, both fond of banging back doors!

 

[HughTwo]

No doubt Pedro will have met Liberace when he was performing in Vegas. They would have got on famously, both fond of banging back doors!

Liberace looked like he also went crashing into the patio doors!

 

[cheeky chappie]

Electric mops now. No doubt an electric mop collector from the Cotswolds will call up soon..

Does it have a HEPA filter, I only buy products that do these days.

 

[Bernie100]

Composing my text for the Emu Balm hour.

"Hi guys, Emu Balm seems to cure just about everything - would it work for me?
I'm a pathological liar, have been since I won a BAFTA over 40 years ago. Not only do I tell whoppers, not only do I bend the truth, alright, I can't stop fibbing, exaggerating and misleading people.
Would a slathering of Emu Balm help? Pedro in Cheshire."

I might text in as Rod from Hull extolling the great benefits of Emu Balm. Hopefully it won't be seen as being in bad taste?

 

[cheeky chappie]

Who'd have thought it - Of-the-Masons has a beautiful kitchen floor, but it doesn't half get dirty.

He paid 210 pound for his electric floor cleaner but Peter VanRattan is selling this one for only 69.99.
Quick! Get multi-buying and sell them on down the pub - to people who want to talk about your Duchump watch

One of thee most tired tactics from the selly telly play book. Whatever you're selling, mention that you have the same type of product, but yours cost a lot more and isn't as good.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Pedro would love to come on like Liberace brandishing one

 

[galesgal57]

Behind the Candelabra was a very enjoyable movie. Michael Douglas and Rob Lowe were fantastic in it.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike you’re getting really boring now..rinse and repeat rinse and repeat

We want the shawls
We want the shawls
We want the shawls

 

[HughTwo]

Of-the-Masons flogging these Tommy Tippee watches says "worst case scenario, if you have buyer's guilt you can send it back. We will refund every pound and penny".

Have any of the presenters ever suffered "seller's guilt"?
Or do they just pop a CBD gummie, slap on some Emu Balm and find their conscience is soothed.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I’m sorted now watching paint dry. I have images for sale as below. We have white,off white,brilliant white,not so brilliant white…l love love love the white so call the freephone number ( calls cost £1000 per min) and the lovely lady in the call centre ( wife in the shed) will take your calls. We will make up the price after you’ve ordered.

I must be honest you will be delighted.. here they come..Pauline,Emma,Sue,June,July,August,

 

[Wanderer]

That shirt doesn't go well on screen......

 

[Wanderer]

Was that Rod from Hull texted in?

 

[Bernie100]

Was that Rod from Hull texted in?

Yes but he left the Hull bit out. Spoilsport.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Someone should text in as Archie from Balamory ...

 

[Wanderer]

A different Rod text in?

Edit- Will it fix the noise in my ear?

 

[Wanderer]

I’m sorted now watching paint dry. I have images for sale as below. We have white,off white,brilliant white,not so brilliant white…l love love love the white so call the freephone number ( calls cost £1000 per min) and the lovely lady in the call centre ( wife in the shed) will take your calls. We will make up the price after you’ve ordered.

I must be honest you will be delighted.. here they come..Pauline,Emma,Sue,June,July,August,
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Is this your shop?

 

[Muttley]

I've been out this evening, I can see I missed a lot of fun! Although I could have done without seeing the photoshopped picture of Pedro as Liberace. At least, I hope it was photoshopped and not genuine