Random musings and general banter.

[jayc]

I would have given them some suggestions on how to improve.

1. Employ staff who don't mislead customers. Get rid of ones who can't speak coherently and scruffs who sing during presentations.
2. Do proper like for like price comparisons.
3. Don't sell Poundland quality tat and charge £30 for it. And then suggest they're doing us a huge favour by selling it to us at that price.

They can have that advice for free.

Hmmn very close to my suggestions

 

[galesgal57]

They think Apostrophe is a Greek island

And the Fallopian tube is the Greek underground. . ( Borrowed that from Just Good Friends)

 

[galesgal57]

You guessed right Jazzy.

 

[Jazzydrury]

You guessed right Jazzy.

Kinda made sense

 

[Jazzydrury]

He has just said he lives in.a ramshackle old thing, 2 up 2 down

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Blue tits and lils…Dirty old fu…. A ‘mental’ piece…£100, they would have been…The channel is out of control. Made up names and made up prices. That’s not true, he says. First thing he’s said in truth for years. No. None of it is true.

 

[Gooner1963]

The idiot will never remember the quantities of 12 13 8 9 of the wood disks he said they have put it on your mentalpiece he said

 

[galesgal57]

He has just said he lives in.a ramshackle old thing, 2 up 2 down

We all know he doesn't, what a liar.

 

[Muttley]

He has just said he lives in.a ramshackle old thing, 2 up 2 down

Did he mention the outdoor toilet

 

[galesgal57]

Did he mention the outdoor toilet

Probably wipes his derrière on squares of newspaper as well, like they did in the old days.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Parfum Cats Wee.

Finally got somewhere today so feeling better

 

[Samki]

Cat piss perfumes - as worn by pedrio and our Bet. He makes their home sound like lines in the squeeze song labelled with love - smells like the cat and blue fingers in mittens

 

[galesgal57]

It’s Parfum Cats Wee.

Finally got somewhere today so feeling better

That's great, Jazzy.

 

[Samki]

It’s Parfum Cats Wee.

Finally got somewhere today so feeling better

Yay - so pleased for you

 

[galesgal57]

He hosted 13 for Christmas lunch, and had 6 relatives stay over. In a two up two down, I think not. He has mentioned an office, and a downstairs cloakroom. He just can't help himself with the lies.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Galesgal57, is just sad she wasn’t invited

 

[Ant7t]

Random comment. Why, if you have faux fur, does faux leather have to be called leatherette? That makes it sound like plastic. Yes, it probably is, but still.

 

[galesgal57]

Galesgal57, is just sad she wasn’t invited

No thanks. I was too busy cooking Christmas dinner for my family. I wouldn't fit in with a bunch of odd bods.

 

[galesgal57]

Galesgal57, is just sad she wasn’t invited

 

[Ant7t]

No thanks. I was too busy cooking Christmas dinner for my family. I wouldn't fit in with a bunch of odd bods.

Every time I see odd bod, I think of Carry on Screaming.