Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

Just look at this review from Trustpilot about one of the ‘luxury perfumes’ IW were flogging before Christmas
‘ I'm usually not that gullible - honest but I found myself suckered in and bought the worst smelling 'women's perfumes' from Ideal World. How the bloke selling the stuff could keep a straight face while bestowing compliment after compliment on these 'perfumes' is beyond me. The 'perfumes' in question? LAGHMANI LONDON LUXURY WOMEN'S EAU DE PARFUM SET 5 X 30ML! Oh dear, oh dear - I tried a spritz of all of them and none of them smell very nice, in fact they all smell of cat's pee.

I asked my husband what he thought and his comment was that they smell like something used to mask the smell of a men's urinal.

I wouldn't even give these away - I'd be far too embarrassed but how on earth someone can promote the cat's pee while keeping a straight face is beyond me! NEVER, EVER AGAIN!’

Well I am shocked…….not

 

[Hammy60]

End of year warehouse clearance, heater coming up that sells out every time it's on.


If it sells out, like almost everything they sell, how is there stock in the warehouse to clear?

 

[Francy19]

Oh hear we go with scaremongering about heating costs. No Mike, my heating costs won’t be increasing as I’m on a fixed tariff until September. I get it some people are not on fixed tariffs but I bet the majority are. The old heat the room you’re in, so if you want the loo or to make a cuppa then you will have to freeze your boll*cks off as the bathroom and kitchen will be colder than the arctic

 

[Francy19]

End of year warehouse clearance, heater coming up that sells out every time it's on.


If it sells out, like almost everything they sell, how is there stock in the warehouse to clear?

It’s a complete mystery Hammy.

 

[Francy19]

I want to feel the heat in all my rooms Mike, lounge, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom.

 

[Francy19]

I wonder why new build houses are not installing these heaters then Mike, if these are the future? Because you are a lying shyster who is not a heating engineer, just a conman. Plus the money back guarantee you keep waxing lyrical about just look at this review from Trustpilot:-
I've just come across these on TV I didn't know they were back trading,all I can say is beware of the 30 full money back guarantee!!! Yes if they don't go bang then you might just as well try contacting the man in the moon you got more chance of a response, and now reading the reviews on here seems worse than ever, & the rubbish they are peddling you can get from eBay much cheaper personally I hope it goes bang again robbers. Shame on you Mike & Peter for still working there I think you are both much better than this old tat.

 

[Francy19]

Mike, I have a portable thermostat so can move it from room to room. Never heard of those Mike

 

[saintslad]

Mike, I have a portable thermostat so can move it from room to room. Never heard of those Mike

Busy replying to your own posts.

 

[Megabazus]

Yet again that miraculous ceramic is giving you free energy, You have to pay for every Kw of energy you put into the heater and you can’t get out more energy than you put into it, in fact you always get less. It makes no difference that the ceramic stores heat, you still have to pay to put that heat into the ceramic. Throughly dishonest selling.

 

[Battiola73]

I am shocked!!!
These room fragrances he is selling. There was one he hadn’t smelt before.
So he sprayed it and smelt it. I thought he may say ‘ Bluudy awful.)’ yet strangely he said “good God! That is fantastic.blah blah blah”

Well I never! What a coincidence. Good job that he loved it or he wouldn’t sell any!

As he passes out and drops to the floor!

 

[Francy19]

Busy replying to your own posts.

I have got nothing better to do

 

[saintslad]

And breathe.

 

[Megabazus]

Busy replying to your own posts.

Mummy letting you stay up late again tonight dear?

 

[saintslad]

Mummy letting you stay up late again tonight dear?

It appears so. Thank you.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Evening, Peter. Merry Christmas to you.

 

[Francy19]

I have got nothing better to do

Kids doing their own thing and husband working, Police Officer, a respectable job (well most of them, a few bad apples unfortunately), but better than a presenter on IW who wouldn’t tell the truth if their life depended on it. Earning too much money me thinks

 

[saintslad]

And to you and alls, snuggle up well dear all.

 

[saintslad]

Where's my back door banging been gone?

 

[saintslad]

Come on put a parcel to my back passage, muriels got one wanting.

 

[Francy19]

Oh my Christ, the luxury air scents/fresheners again.