Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I am formally announcing my username will be changing to Dodgypricecompare. Looking for a shout out live on-air soon after.

General Knowles, after his recent promotion for acts of heroism in the recent QVC, Germany raids with the BSEF (British Shopping Expeditionary Force) at Mons. Hope he is doing well today in leading the men back from a disastrous shopping retreat after being forced back by the QVC Technology Division near Vauxhall Ridge. General Hohbein giving him a grand tour of the lessons of the retail battlefield, walking and talking him to immediate surrender.

 

[OutOut]

Merry Christmas Alex

 

[Duke of Cheese]

In the brief glimpse I've been allowed, I've seen they've given the General those tart's boudoir air fresheners which you can get for about 50p elsewhere. Who did he say makes them? Yousuck? Good luck with your shift, Sir.

 

[Muttley]

Muttley just got a mention

I missed that! Thanks for letting me know

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

He's been as tactful as possible about the awful smelliest though, fair play to him.

 

[Muttley]

Merry Christmas Alex


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Bad man!!! I mean you OutOut and not Alex who would not behave like that, at least not in that suit

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Fairplay to Field Marshall Knowles. From what I have seen in general, he at least tries his best to not hysterically review products in the positive. I think he's probably going to be the nearest thing on can expect to actually sell to people in a fair and decent manner. That said, the Chrissie Boy Dubigchumps watches will give us a better idea how far he is prepared to go on the offensive to quell the truth bending culture there.

 

[RichyR66]

I've been popping in and out this morning and I really like Alex presenting. No "not only's without a but.." for one thing and no sensationalism really about any of the items that I have seen!! Seems a refreshing change and I quite like it!!! But Alex, that suit does make you look like a really badly wrapped present!!!

 

[Muttley]

He said earlier introducing himself "you've probably seen me in the bedroom", then realising what he said continued with "that sounds so wrong!"

Saw a bit at the beginning and saw nothing that annoyed me (apart from the suit). Quite self deprecating in tone, not taking himself too seriously which was good.

And a clear explanation of flexi pay, not implying the flexi is the total cost.

 

[ronzy75]

That mini Alex would sell better than most things
Merry Xmas everyone, pie and peas for me today 🍽

 

[Muttley]

That mini Alex would sell better than most things
Merry Xmas everyone, pie and peas for me today 🍽

I like mini Alex, I'd buy it. Merry Christmas, enjoy your pie and peas.

 

[Wanderer]

Alex mentioned the forum once more, banter etc.

No waffle about the perfume thats a gift with two duck feather and down pillows.

 

[Wanderer]

Decided to stream a film instead.

Have noticed the film I watched and has to be said enjoyed was "A Boy Called Christmas". Have seen in my TV Guide that it will be on Sky Showcase 6.10pm today.

The late Dame Maggie Smith is in the cast, along with Jim Broadbent and Toby Jones. If you like Dame Maggie Smith The Lady in the Van is on today BBC2 at 10.20pm.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christmas always feels strange in our house, Dads Brown, I’m Mixed, Mums White not sure if that’s why or not.

Pressie wise, A Coat, Mouse for IPad, and a Holiday to Paris, for my 50th In April. Dad said you were made in Paris so is special lol

Coat is from IW, Luckily it fitted,

Being a bad girl now, skipping meds to have a drink,

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Fairplay to Field Marshall Knowles. From what I have seen in general, he at least tries his best to not hysterically review products in the positive. I think he's probably going to be the nearest thing on can expect to actually sell to people in a fair and decent manner. That said, the Chrissie Boy Dubigchumps watches will give us a better idea how far he is prepared to go on the offensive to quell the truth bending culture there.

Not watching but nice to hear.
I guess Mike and Pete will be throwing their turkey,gammon,emu balm,canes,rattan,horatio,kayaks,Philips batteries,collagen thingys,drones,peeless pants,compression socks,air fryers,vibro plates,watches…..at the telly in anger!!

Did I miss anything out?

They will be fuming and asking themselves “what is this witchcraft?”

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Expect negative posts on Trustpilot now from Muriel and Trevor from the Cotswolds

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christmas always feels strange in our house, Dads Brown, I’m Mixed, Mums White not sure if that’s why or not.

Pressie wise, A Coat, Mouse for IPad, and a Holiday to Paris, for my 50th In April. Dad said you were made in Paris so is special lol

Coat is from IW, Luckily it fitted,

Being a bad girl now, skipping meds to have a drink,

Coat is actually lovely, it’s reversible, Waterproof or Fleece

 

[Jazzydrury]

Jezza is on CBBC lol

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Cannot get used to no Queen’s Christmas Message. Still, Pete will be back in the new year..