Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

I see Pedro is scheduled for an eight hour stint on Boxing Day!

Luckily I have plenty of recorded TV or streams to watch should Freeview have nothing to interest me.

ten quid bog water will have women swooning when you emerge from your one room kept warm by a ceramic heater.

Maybe I need to buy some of that if the result are guaranteed, already have the rest sorted.

As for the regulars on here hope you all have a Good Christmas, Quiet one here, so will probably be on here on and off tomorrow

I’m away for Christmas and won’t be posting (probably). I wish all my forum chums a very happy and peaceful Christmas. Thanks for all the humour, sarcasm and smut (you know who you are).

I will be around most likely, need some form of social interaction, even only to read a Smuttley comment.

 

[Muttley]

I’ve been sat doing nothing while mum and dad have been Xmas prepping, just had 2 spritzers so that’s me away with the fairies

I had lunch with a friend and we shared a bottle of Prosecco so I'm in the same position as you! I'm avoiding selly telly as I'm worried what I may buy

 

[Wanderer]

I had lunch with a friend and we shared a bottle of Prosecco so I'm in the same position as you! I'm avoiding selly telly as I'm worried what I may buy

Just hide your cards down the back of the sofa.

 

[Muttley]

Luckily I have plenty of recorded TV or streams to watch should Freeview have nothing to interest me.



Maybe I need to buy some of that if the result are guaranteed, already have the rest sorted.





I will be around most likely, need some form of social interaction, even only to read a Smuttley comment.

My Christmas is very quiet so I may see if anyone is on here. However there will be no smut on Christmas Day

 

[Muttley]

Just hide your cards down the back of the sofa.

Don't worry, they're hidden away safely!

 

[galesgal57]

Thought Foghorn had been quiet about her decorations, but she saved the posts until today. She has had some sort of lavish party, complete with Santa and real reindeers! Today her and her husband and son were outside in their Christmas pyjamas operating a snow machine. What a show off.

 

[Wanderer]

Thought Foghorn had been quiet about her decorations, but she saved the posts until today. She has had some sort of lavish party, complete with Santa and real reindeers! Today her and her husband and son were outside in their Christmas pyjamas operating a snow machine. What a show off.

Not the phrase I would gladly apply....

Thats my decorations up and tree erecting done. Placed the nine cards around the room as usual.

 

[Wanderer]

I think I found a genuine heirloom watch - https://www.zavvi.com/merch-accesso...ne-analog-watch-zavvi-exclusive/13891866.html

 

[Ant7t]

My Christmas is very quiet so I may see if anyone is on here. However there will be no smut on Christmas Day

Almost off topic, but not quite. Be you joking or otherwise, I do have something of a wicked sense of humour, and within reason, am not averse to obvious innuendo, BUT, I try never to be 'evil' on Sundays, or high holidays: or on those days marking an occasion of say, a demise. It's far from the done thing. But those other days: that's another thing, again, within reason

 

[Gooner1963]

Just me & my 6 cats tomorrow ( All were strays & found me ) Happy Xmas to you all

 

[Wanderer]

Quality Street is sooo not good enough for my tastes).

To prepare yourself just remember Henry V's rousing speech to his troops before the battle of Agincourt "once more unto the breach dear friends", that should get you in the right frame of mind!

Whats wrong with quality street, apart frm the lack of premium quality.....

 

[Wanderer]

Jezza and Chrissie D, what a combo for a Christmas Eve.

 

[Hammy60]

"we learned from Emma, one of the horologists".

Emma a Horologist?

 

[Hammy60]

Jezza and Chrissie D, what a combo for a Christmas Eve.

Shacked up in Chrissie D's wee hut up in the Alps.

 

[Wanderer]

Shacked up in Chrissie D's wee hut up in the Alps.

Certainly goes off piste.....

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ooh it’s watches, haven’t posted this evening as feeling not so good

 

[Wanderer]

Ooh it’s watches, haven’t posted this evening as feeling not so good

Watching Jezza probably wouldn't help me if I wasn't 100%.

I'd want something to chill out in front of.

 

[Muttley]

Whats wrong with quality street, apart frm the lack of premium quality.....

That was the first series of Blackadder, I see Brian Blessed was his usual, restrained self

And Quality Street was good enough when I was a child, but my taste buds are a tad more sophisticated these days!

 

[Muttley]

Ooh it’s watches, haven’t posted this evening as feeling not so good

Sorry to hear you're not feeling too good x

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s me being daft.

It’s around Christmas and New Year, when I think about stuff like if I hadn’t become disabled I’d be out partying, not watching IW.