Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

There details don’t make sense

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sorry. I want Jim back. Jim and Tony.

 

[galesgal57]

Are these socks medically tested? I have blocked arteries in both legs, and am not allowed to wear compression socks.

 

[HughTwo]

Who'd have thought it - Pedro suffers chaffing in the groin when he takes the dog for a walk.
Zinc-pants are the answer

 

[galesgal57]

He reckons it's snowing up north, I thought it was supposed to be mild over Christmas.

 

[Jazzydrury]

i wear compression socks, wouldn’t wear those even if I got paid

 

[galesgal57]

Who'd have thought it - Pedro suffers chaffing in the groin when he takes the dog for a walk.
Zinc-pants are the answer

Why not slap on some emu balm, or fiery jack for extra warmth.

 

[Wanderer]

Sagcock! That's what he gets for drinking too much mulled wine.

Maybe it was sad cock.... can you imagine being attached to him?

Is this Pedro's song?

Note - N S F W or young ears.

h**ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-lRLLTUh78

 

[Hammy60]

Torchy said last night he will be seeing the New Year in with us, woo hoo! What a dilemma, Jools Holland or Ideal World?

Or neither.

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Pedro's latest weather forecast - it's going to get really cold in the next 7 to 10 days.

That would be just about when they can deliver during this time. Funny that.

 

[Wanderer]

Dirty Pedro's latest weather forecast - it's going to get really cold in the next 7 to 10 days.

That would be just about when they can deliver during this time. Funny that.

Seems cold (ish) here now, 5 degrees and a little over 12 to 14 in the house.

 

[HughTwo]

Right gang - the compression socks are completely sold out.
We'll never see them again....................unless........unless 40 pairs "bounce back".
I wonder

 

[Wanderer]

Right gang - the compression socks are completely sold out.
We'll never see them again....................unless........unless 40 pairs "bounce back".
I wonder

That will be the elastic in them......

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Are these socks medically tested? I have blocked arteries in both legs, and am not allowed to wear compression socks.

You really do need to see a GP before you get the green light to wear compression socks. Of course, this as far as I know, is never mentioned by medicine wagon charlatans like Simon with their ‘these will help/these may help’ claims/not claims. Worn for too long, or worn when you shouldn’t be wearing them at all could actually do you serious harm. I’m surprised that they give no disclaimer before buying/wearing to the effect of seeing a medical practitioner in advance when they are selling them. But then again, nothing surprises me about this awful shopping television channel.

 

[Wanderer]

You really do need to see a GP before you get the green light to wear compression socks. Of course, this as far as I know, is never mentioned by medicine wagon charlatans like Simon with their ‘these will help/these may help’ claims/not claims. Worn for too long, or worn when you shouldn’t be wearing them at all could actually do you serious harm. I’m surprised that they give no medical disclaimer to the effect of seeing a medical practitioner when they are selling them. But then again, nothing surprises me about this awful shopping television channel.

As usual it is buried in their terms and conditions.

Quote -

Health Aids​

Health aids are not intended to be used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition or to substitute advice given by medical practitioners, pharmacists or other licensed health care professionals. You should contact your health care provider immediately if you suspect that you have a medical problem. You should always read the labels, warnings and instructions provided with the product.

 

[HughTwo]

As usual it is buried in their terms and conditions.

Quote -

Health Aids​

Health aids are not intended to be used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition or to substitute advice given by medical practitioners, pharmacists or other licensed health care professionals. You should contact your health care provider immediately if you suspect that you have a medical problem. You should always read the labels, warnings and instructions provided with the product.

Where does this leave all the wild claims for Emu Balm?
I can't think of a condition/ailment they don't maintain that it helps or cures.

 

[Hammy60]

Numii again, thought when it sold out we weren't going to see it again this year.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If a shoe-polish headed, procedures ridden old tw…riddled on his own admission with ailments, is a suitable advertisement for bodily improvement from taking collagen dummies…or gummies - or whatever they are friggin’ called, then I’ll pass, thanks. Oh…sorry…he now has perfect health when he sells these sorts of products. Ailments are only mentioned by him when he is flogging chronic conditions items..Carry on, Colour Sergeant.. Gather the men. And the women…Trumpet Boy, Mason.. Stay by Me…Shi..Spit Boy, Spit…This May Help…This WILL help…Multi-Buy…For no other reason than there is no reason, Okay?? Put this on your household insurance…Olympic Champion James….Five Gold Medals…Ed Moses, you mean? Dodgy cough follows…

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Pedro has been taking this liquid collagen for the last four weeks.

He's seen a spurt in nail growth! (funny they look like fake).
Volumisation of hair, flexibilty of joints and skin.

Heaven knows how awful he would look if not for this miracle stuff - a vision of an elderly Peter Cushing springs to mind

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The look of his hair is similar to somebody who has used a thickening hair product like Mane. Essentially the ‘hair’ granules when poured on to a hairless scalp look like gravy ones poured on to skin. Maybe he is too stingy for a decent hair transplant. The trouble is, under the harsh glare of studio lights, it doesn’t bring the product out in its best light – pardon the pun. If we are talking glue – UHU will do…

Is he wearing an undertakers coat?