Random musings and general banter.

[Gooner1963]

To the children in the gallery could you ask pervert pedro to demonstrate the toy sewing machine please

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just seen that hot water bottle belt. Where on earth did they get that from

I didn't like the way he had his hands in the side pockets right in front of his 'gentleman's area'. I'm being polite in case Galesgal57 is reading, I know she's very sensitive and I didn't want to shock her by being graphic

I missed you both last weekend, I couldn’t think of any filth, So Hammy jumped in dreaming about pedros crusty shorts

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It is a massive relief for me to have a decorations free house. No tree. No lights. No Christmas food whatsoever. No crackers..I can’t bear the thought of any of it now. My wife was obsessed with filling out the whole house with festivities related materials. All brought down, put up and taken down on the 6th January with matronly military precision. Then she died and all that died with her.

I have bought some wine and beer to take to my partner’s. Presents for her and her mum, obviously. She has a tree up and various other decorations displayed. She is certainly not short of money and went out a few days ago to M&S and then Tesco and spent £650 on Christmas food and drink. Eeek…Clearly, she likes Christmas, so I go with it for her sake. But even apart from my wife’s obsession with it, I cannot abide the removal of any religious connection with the time of the year. Yes, I know its roots were as a pagan festival; but for years, growing up, there was a spiritual sense to the 12 Days of Christmas. Now, it’s just overeating and materialism in general. If it wasn’t for my partner, I would have absolutely nothing to do with it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just seen that hot water bottle belt. Where on earth did they get that from

I didn't like the way he had his hands in the side pockets right in front of his 'gentleman's area'. I'm being polite in case Galesgal57 is reading, I know she's very sensitive and I didn't want to shock her by being graphic

Hot water belt, Might work with you are on your Period, but I think most of the viewers, are probably way past that

 

[Jazzydrury]

What’s your wine of Choice Duke.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I like a good wine about Ideal World, Jazzy. I also like a nice Pinot Noir. I feels wine, I do..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ooh it’s the sewing machine

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Even by their fantasy standards that unsourced price comparison for a miniature seven stitch sewing machine was absolutely outrageous. At least Dick Turpin wore a mask.

 

[Jazzydrury]

At least Yiannis shown it working last night, and didn’t just stand by it.

Anything Electrical Pedro won’t try

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Useless without a demo, even more pointless than usual.Hes just waffling on and on.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

A chair would do him well.

Christ, no…not that fu….vacuum again.. How much rice on a hard floor can one machine handle?

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Wow, he did about six stitches.

 

[Muttley]

I missed you both last weekend, I couldn’t think of any filth, So Hammy jumped in dreaming about pedros crusty shorts

Please don't worry, I'm so pleased that Hammy was able to provide the filth that we all expect on here

 

[Hammy60]

"How much does it cost to get a button sewn on your shirt or trousies at the repair shop?".


What, do folks not use needle and thread anymore?

Do folks actually go to a repair shop to get buttons sewn on their shirts/trousers?

 

[Muttley]

"How much does it cost to get a button sewn on your shirt or trousies at the repair shop?".


What, do folks not use needle and thread anymore?

Do folks actually go to a repair shop to get buttons sewn on their shirts/trousers?

I'm totally useless at needlework but even I can sew a button on!

 

[Jazzydrury]

They could cut up one of those crappy rugs, and used a bit of that to demo on

 

[Jazzydrury]

Why would you buy it from that presentation, he didnt explain anything

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Put an extension in the back of your pants he advised.We have also apparently lost the art of sewing.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is this where they got them from?

Best Selling In Africa Home Use Automatic Button Attach Sewing Machine For Hosiery - Buy Automatic Button Attach Sewing Machine sewing Machine Industrial Automatic anysew Automatic Sewing Machine Product on Alibaba.com

Best Selling In Africa Home Use Automatic Button Attach Sewing Machine For Hosiery - Buy Automatic Button Attach Sewing Machine sewing Machine Industrial Automatic anysew Automatic Sewing Machine Product on Alibaba.com

www.alibaba.com

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Why would you buy it from that presentation, he didnt explain anything

He’s lazy. He is above preparing. He is ex-BBC…