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Random musings and general banter.
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That would Sum up SallyOr, T*ts and Bums Weekly!
I know, I wanted to throw something at the telly but can’t afford to break it. Really makes my p*ss boil with the crap they spout about the watches especially. I think of some poor older person not internet savvy believing their sales patter shyte and buying one for a relative thinking it’s an heirloom
Why hasn't someone come forward and massaged her throat with Emu Balm?
Remember it cures all known ailments - not only Mike of the Moron's policeman's heel, not only Foghorn's husband's aching elbows, not only Dirty Pedro's throbbing chesnuts.
It got Herself back on air within ten minutes after collapsing with a migraine.
Go on IW, test it for real.
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If Alex Guests again later, and has been onsite all afternoon, why not bring him on, if he’s doing Christmas Day, be interesting seeing him sell fashion
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No current Christmas television for me. I rarely if ever watch mainstream TV these days unless my partner is around. I cannot abide 95% of it. It depresses me, essentially. When TV used to be funny, or thought-provoking or just good, I’d watch like everybody else. But I cannot stand the overt political correctness underpinning all of it - from commercials to actual TV shows. One set of previous wrongs replaced by another set. If I watch anything at all, it will be Christmas shows and films of the past, when Christmas on the telly was so much better.
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One show I’m looking forward to is Outnumbered.
But will it be so funny, now the children are mid 20s, I believe one of them, has a child in this new version, will be Interesting how they work
But will it be so funny, now the children are mid 20s, I believe one of them, has a child in this new version, will be Interesting how they work
Wing Commander Knowles will be getting a masterclass from Of-the-Masons before his Christmas Day debut.
"Now listen buddy, none of these truthful descriptions. Just tell them these will fly out, say it's an unbelievable offer - and you mean unbelievable, keep telling them it's so busy and you're not surprised.
"And remember, it's not buying, it's trying - forget the Ts&Cs. Sweet as a nut, my friend."
"Now listen buddy, none of these truthful descriptions. Just tell them these will fly out, say it's an unbelievable offer - and you mean unbelievable, keep telling them it's so busy and you're not surprised.
"And remember, it's not buying, it's trying - forget the Ts&Cs. Sweet as a nut, my friend."
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He's probably camping on site under a Tamsy tent, snuggled up with a Sherpa fleece blanket, eating Purna gummies, and drinking from an insulated cup (you know the ones that cost a fortune from the coffee chain). He will have plenty of warmth from the numerous heaters on offer, and if he feels lonely, he can always cuddle the teddy/unicorn/elephant/monkey/dog/panda. Spoilt for choice, why would he want to spend Christmas Day at home with his family?
We love Outnumbered in our house. The kids were amazing especially the youngest two. The first two series, Ben and Karen had us in stitches
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Nice of that Emma to dress for the occasion. A rare time when the clothes on the rail are better than the ones on the presenter. She is riddled with cold, too. I hope they didn’t pressure her to work. Showing off tat that nobody wants is not a reason to do that. Just put a graphic up for four hours.
Isn't that the way Dirty Peter spends his nights when he's doing shifts?He's probably camping on site under a Tamsy tent, snuggled up with a Sherpa fleece blanket, eating Purna gummies, and drinking from an insulated cup (you know the ones that cost a fortune from the coffee chain). He will have plenty of warmth from the numerous heaters on offer, and if he feels lonely, he can always cuddle the teddy/unicorn/elephant/monkey/dog/panda. Spoilt for choice, why would he want to spend Christmas Day at home with his family?
Only thing missing is the collagen and him smeared in Emu Balm
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And shonky…
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Another presenter who brings absolutely nothing to the table in terms of giving an informed choice to the potential buyers. Full of hysterical exaggeration and misinformation in general. Somebody send her home. If she was serving you in a shop, you’d walk out.
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I do have a uniform for Xmas day - will have to wait and see if it’s the WW1 or WW2 I choose Duke!
.Yep - we are live on Xmas day - this is new to me as we used to be on tape before.
So they offered me an opportunity to hold the fort from 10 - 2 and I thought I would have some fun, sell some items and hopefully entertain a little on Xmas day and see how we go. I’m also working with Joe on the 23rd for 4 hours but he is a very good presenter in his own right so will follow his lead. Let’s see how it goes, especially on Xmas day. Feel free to say hello and text In and no doubt I’ll get some bits right and some wrong! But as a member of this forum I take most of what is said on board and would be nice for Xmas to say hello to you all if you are watching and @Duke of Cheese climb out of my trench and have a game of football before returning to our various trenches on Boxing Day…
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Good to see a decent fellow at the helm..I do have a uniform for Xmas day - will have to wait and see if it’s the WW1 or WW2 I choose Duke!
Yep - we are live on Xmas day - this is new to me as we used to be on tape before.
So they offered me an opportunity to hold the fort from 10 - 2 and I thought I would have some fun, sell some items and hopefully entertain a little on Xmas day and see how we go. I’m also working with Joe on the 23rd for 4 hours but he is a very good presenter in his own right so will follow his lead. Let’s see how it goes, especially on Xmas day. Feel free to say hello and text In and no doubt I’ll get some bits right and some wrong! But as a member of this forum I take most of what is said on board and would be nice for Xmas to say hello to you all if you are watching and @Duke of Cheese climb out of my trench and have a game of football before returning to our various trenches on Boxing Day…
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Wonkey and Shonky, it must mean Wonkey Donkey, Wonkey Donkey.
I bet I have confused you lot now
I bet I have confused you lot now
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Good luck, Alex was so happy when you announced it, will watch on Monday, will see about Christmas DayI do have a uniform for Xmas day - will have to wait and see if it’s the WW1 or WW2 I choose Duke!
Yep - we are live on Xmas day - this is new to me as we used to be on tape before.
So they offered me an opportunity to hold the fort from 10 - 2 and I thought I would have some fun, sell some items and hopefully entertain a little on Xmas day and see how we go. I’m also working with Joe on the 23rd for 4 hours but he is a very good presenter in his own right so will follow his lead. Let’s see how it goes, especially on Xmas day. Feel free to say hello and text In and no doubt I’ll get some bits right and some wrong! But as a member of this forum I take most of what is said on board and would be nice for Xmas to say hello to you all if you are watching and @Duke of Cheese climb out of my trench and have a game of football before returning to our various trenches on Boxing Day…
