Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Why have they a picture of Jeremy in a photo frame

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He has got appallingly awful and bad smelling demos. His tutorials on cheap and nasty vacuums are also pretty questionable.

Herself: Himself - now don’t keep hanging around the grounds pacing up and down waiting for a return to Eastenders, yer eejit. Get your Cork arse into gear and go and pretend to be whatever they want you to be up there and across…

Himself: Herself - where are my lentils and rice bits for the vacuum performances?

Herself: Jeez, have you no sense. Where your left them in the sauna with your stethoscope and white coat outfit for your doctor demonstrations…

Himself: Well, I can’t find them. I’ll scoop up some dog hairs from the kennels and tread them into a square of Axminster…

Herself: Don’t be a triple eejit…They want things that toy vacuum can handle…Not the impossible for it. Now will have your egg soldiers now, or will you wait until you get them?? Then sling yer hook…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Alex is presenting next week, including Christmas Day

 

[galesgal57]

I bet her front garden looks like a Grotto

On our road I think about 3 houses have lights up at the window, one being us

There's about five houses on our road with lights up. We just have a string of icicle lights across the front of the house, and a light up wreath on the door. Nothing too tacky.

 

[galesgal57]

Alex is presenting next week, including Christmas Day

Can't they all have just one day off, and show recorded programmes?

 

[Jazzydrury]

It kinda excites me in a way Alex presenting, wonder what his style will be.

He said he has a show with Joe

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Military…

 

[Battiola73]

Saw Mike of the Morons earlier with a so called vacuum cleaner. He was holding it as if it was a semi automatic machine gun.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Can't they all have just one day off, and show recorded programmes?

That’s what used to happen.

Or in the early years of QVC, they didn’t even show items on a Christmas Day, When they closed at Lunchtime on Christmas Eve, they used to show a 30 minute show on a loop, with Highlights

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Saw Mike of the Morons earlier with a so called vacuum cleaner. He was holding it as if it was a semi automatic machine gun.

Towards the Forum? The one he isn’t supposed to look at.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wonder who else will work Christmas Day, I’m guessing they get asked do they want to work rather than having to.

Could we see Pedro he has no kids

 

[cheeky chappie]

There's about five houses on our road with lights up. We just have a string of icicle lights across the front of the house, and a light up wreath on the door. Nothing too tacky.

I keep it classy as well. This is my house ...

 

[Jazzydrury]

I keep it classy as well. This is my house ...

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I like that in a strange way

 

[galesgal57]

Wonder who else will work Christmas Day, I’m guessing they get asked do they want to work rather than having to.

Could we see Pedro he has no kids

One thing is for sure, I won't be watching.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If it’s Alex’s first shift on Xmas Day, I might record it just to see what it’s like.

If I was to watch IW live on Christmas Day, think my dad may say some words to me.

 

[galesgal57]

If it’s Alex’s first shift on Xmas Day, I might record it just to see what it’s like.

If I was to watch IW live on Christmas Day, think my dad may say some words to me.

Too much to do in the kitchen on Christmas day, and too much good stuff on BBC1. A break from IW will be good, as long as I don't get withdrawal symptoms.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I can see him in WW1 officer's retail uniform. Leading his men across No-Man's Shopping Land of the fallen of Shop Extra on the Christmas Day Channels Ceasefire. Trumpet Boy Mason blows the men off to rise over the trenches, on their way to fraternise with the QVC German Army. Laden with unsold cases of the finest German scent and plastic canes for the wounded. Whilst the Germans come with Ninja Flame Throwers, the finest QVC Yuletide fare, plus Tactical iPads... Somewhat of a military giving imbalance...

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christmas Day will watch the soaps, on my TV, Dad refuses to air them.

Doctor Who tends to go over my head, and have never really got into Gavin and Stacey.

I sit with mum and dad on Christmas morning, then do my own thing,

 

[galesgal57]

Christmas Day will watch the soaps, on my TV, Dad refuses to air them.

Doctor Who tends to go over my head, and have never really got into Gavin and Stacey.

I sit with mum and dad on Christmas morning, then do my own thing,

Strictly, Midwife, Wallace and Gromit, Gavin and Stacey, EastEnders and Mrs Brown's Boys. Will have to record them, as we have visitors late afternoon.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Christmas Day will watch the soaps, on my TV, Dad refuses to air them.

Doctor Who tends to go over my head, and have never really got into Gavin and Stacey.

I sit with mum and dad on Christmas morning, then do my own thing,

Sensible man