Random musings and general banter.

[Battiola73]

Obviously not a product.

They could put it in an aerosol and sell it as Do Buy Dubai air freshener or distill it as a replacement for Gammon. Eau de f’Art.

 

[SiRich]

The dog is called Digger in the film now. They even changed the gravestone at RAF Scampton, taking the name away. Rewriting history yet again.

Yep I heard Digger last time on ITV but also think ive heard it dubbed as another name too, might have been Trigger (just googled that is for some American versions). Always a sad part of the film where he has been knocked over and killed. It annoys me a lot they have changed his name at the RAF site as it is history and a fact (and I prefer Dogs to most people!)

 

[SiRich]

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Simon never mentioned the above last night, did he?

But the go to (w)anchorman Simon said it was one of the great perfumeries of the world, he mentioned them and then mentioned peers such as Creed and Baccarat Rouge, he said they were exquisite. How can it be so.

 

[Hammy60]

But the go to (w)anchorman Simon said it was one of the great perfumeries of the world, he mentioned them and then mentioned peers such as Creed and Baccarat Rouge, he said they were exquisite. How can it be so.

Yeah, but they say that for every smelly they sell.

 

[SiRich]

Yeah, but they say that for every smelly they sell.

very true, even the ones under a tenner !!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Is Foghorn on a double shift.

 

[Lilo Lil]

I wonder if PS has a touch of early onset dementia …

 

[Hammy60]

Is Foghorn on a double shift.

Unfortunately yes.

 

[Jazzydrury]

They could do with getting some more presenters, often you see double shifts

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The thing is, unlike QVC, they didn't actually have any Christmas buildup or any focus upon selling festive items in a remotely serious manner. Basically, from what I've seen this morning and the last few nights, they are back to selling the very stuff they started out with, which calls into question again, what exactly do the owners of this channel see its purpose for? Certainly not to sell anything decent.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The karaoke machine, last night Pedro had no idea how to sell it

When you listen to QVC. You hear them talk about, program planning, I guess at IW that doesn’t exist

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Jizza now

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He was an absolute lazy and arrogant disgrace with that karaoke machine. Clearly, he had made no effort how to understand the basics of operating the machine. Why? Because clearly he thinks his personality and his BS can sell, and he doesn’t need to do anything else other than that. Well, maybe his sales figures support that, but it was still a desperate demonstration of a product that shown remotely properly, would’ve made an entertaining hour to watch.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Jeremy has promised New Products

 

[Muttley]

I wonder if PS has a touch of early onset dementia …

Something is not right with him. At times he literally can't string a sentence together. I know he's always been a bit like that but he's got so much worse. He can't focus on a word so he completely mis-prounces it. It's like his brain and mouth aren't joined up. Medical experts have studied Trump speaking and suggested he's developing dementia, they know what characteristics to look for. Would be interesting to hear what a medical expert would make of him, although a full analysis could take weeks!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is also suffering from a chronic fantasist’s cough. You wonder if all those ‘procedures’ he’s had went to his head?

 

[Hammy60]

Jeremy has promised New Products

The new studio was supposed to bring new products from big brands, thing is they are only new and big to IW staff, in the real world the stuff is still poundland tat from unknown, minor or never have been brands.

 

[galesgal57]

They could do with getting some more presenters, often you see double shifts

Den, Shaley?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not sure If Den, has been on TV since Create and Craft went under. She would be no goof on this version. She was always on about Quailty Control.

 

[Samki]

Don’t reach for your fan heaters or heating - use this skinny crappy blanket. He is a complete turd