Random musings and general banter.

[Niwa]

That Royal Variety Show last night was typical of the above. Two hours or so of the right-on audience pretending to laugh…

We happened to turn over to the RVS at some point last night.
Some guy I didn't recognise was doing some sort of stand up about local and regional accents.
We watched for about a minute or so, looked at the other, I said 'wow that was funny!' and turned back over.

 

[HughTwo]

If Dirty Peter sings a full Showaddywaddy song in his teddy boy jacket, I'll buy a pot of Emu Balm

 

[Muttley]

@

You sure it’s air

Jazzy, you don't have to be naughty any more, me and Galesgal57 are back to retake our places. I hope you were very naughty on our behalf...

 

[Francy19]

Torchy looks a right tw*t in that tracksuit. Chav city me thinks. Well Jannis, my 21 year old son certainly wouldn’t be wearing that and if I bought him it there would certainly be some choice words from him

 

[Francy19]

Yep. Tissot would be a great option. Have a little look at Hamilton as well - around now if you search TKMaxx for watches, you’ll find some great deals on Hamilton, and sometimes Tissot and Certina.
Longines are a little pricier, but TKMaxx have some at very reasonable prices.
You can get a good mechanical watch from any of those brands within your budget, and so long long at its serviced every 5-10 years, it’ll last forever. Servicing will cost around £200, though.
Happy hunting!

Thanks for the advice Prof. Will have a look at what TKMaxx have to offer

 

[Hammy60]

Gammon will not go without a fight, it's gone bust, it's on the verge of selling out every show, yet it's still hanging on in there, even at a £10 they can't get rid of the stuff.

Janice expects George Clooney to smell like Gammon.

 

[Wanderer]

Gammon will not go without a fight, it's gone bust, it's on the verge of selling out every show, yet it's still hanging on in there, even at a £10 they can't get rid of the stuff.

Janice expects George Clooney to smell like Gammon.

I wonder if it is popular among the constabulary?

 

[Battiola73]

Last day for Christmas delivery, end of year clearance from tomorrow. Can't wait.

one day after they finished end of year 2023 clearance then?

 

[Battiola73]

My absolute favourite episode.

 

[rubia]

Seems Sally is on the Graveyard shift LOL

Best place for her and her mouth

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Dear GAMMON customers,
Unfortunately the online shop GAMMON.de and GAMMON.com is no longer open. If you have a valid voucher, we will be happy to refund you the amount. To do this, please contact: [email protected] and provide the discount code.
GAMMON products will no longer be sold in the future.

Simon never mentioned the above last night, did he?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Some great Citizen prices on the TK Maxx website.. I think it was the Professor who mentioned that. Thanks, Professor…

https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/gifts/gifts-for-him/gold-tone-stainless-steel-eco-drive-8700-mens-watch/p/76179663

 

[Hammy60]

Speaking of watches

In the early hours, as he flogging Majesty, Swan & Edgar & Shield, "I would never lie to you" had this to say...

"as a channel, we pride ourselves in the caliber of watch we bring you"

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He doesn’t seem to understand that when he says he never lies to you, he’s telling lies. Of course, in his own defence, he would say that he is only telling you what he is being told to tell you. But if he is being told to tell people untruths, it doesn’t really matter whether he knows he is telling them or not. He is lying to you - either by accident or design. For example: if he gives you wrong information about a watch movement, or about the heritage of a particular one, - is he simply clueless, misinforming you via his earpiece, or is he just plain lying to you? And when he contradicts himself by saying that he has an expensive gym memberships when trying to illustrate the benefits of cheap exercise at home equipment, and then on another appearance says he has never been to a gym in his life – is he simply confused, misinforming you, suffering from amnesia, or is he lying to you? You decide. Is misinforming the same as lying? In my book it is…and I never lie to you.

 

[Jazzydrury]

This End of Year Sale, seems to be let’s just sell it cheaper than a Comparsion

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This End of Year Sale, seems to be let’s just sell it cheaper than a Comparsion

Good luck to them with that one…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Does this mean no Collagen, until new year, as they won’t be clearing that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Ridiculous rubber lipped woman giggling like a prepubescent schoolgirl surrounded by tat. Joolio…do stop farting..Still…if you can’t sell anything…

 

[Jazzydrury]

She’s is now laughing as Julen let one go

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Obviously not a product.