Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

I do like those hats should I admit

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Seems a pleasant girl. Harmless enough. Lumbered with the same crud to shift, though.

 

[Jazzydrury]

She won't last long

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nobody decent ever does.

Pick the coat up, Luv. It doesn’t look good left on the floor. That said, it doesn’t look much better on the rail, either.

She has been lucky with those tacky zips not failing on her.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Coats on the floor again

 

[cheeky chappie]

I don't know about anyone else, but when I have a shower, I open a window and put the extractor fan on. I have no need for those hideous charcoal bags.

I don't use them that way. I tape one under each armpit and it saves me having to use deodorant.

Obviously I stink, but those babies capture every last drop of sweat

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sounds like a Travis song…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Lou Salsatian in Barking, that was meant to be. SALSATIAN…

 

[Herring]

Mike Mason tells his Christmas Eve Car Breakdown story AGAIN for the 1,000th time and Peter Simon empathizes.

…oh THAT is ofdamasons Christmas Eve story!?

I absolutely get the complaint. I've heard that tale more times than my own name!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Double foghorn alert..

GOOD MORNING - GOOD MORNING…Goodbye..

 

[exmothian]

Wine glasses why??very busy online,most people going for the buy all.I doubt it very much.

 

[Battiola73]

I’ve seen better stuff on the tombola stall at the local church Christmas Fair. What a load f naff stuff IW sell.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Turn on Channel 5 and they are talking about is Peppa Pig Sexist, Maybe they should be discussing, is Peter Simon an old dinosaur who should never be seen again

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Thought Pedro was going to start singing when he spoke about 'the wee small hours of the morning' I thought he was going to do an impersonation of Frank Sinatra

Now THAT’s a song.
Frank with Nelson Riddle’s arrangements, I think (I used to think it was Gordon Jenkins, but I found the CD in a box a couple of years back, and it was Nelson).
Beautiful. No one ever came close to Frank on top form.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Looks like the stocks of Greed are running low again. IW have sent an expert on all things sh…te to urgently replenish the stock.

Could you imagine that this is just the first fragrance in a new series of Seven Deadly Sins from IW?
The smell of Peter Simon’s lust isn’t one that’s going to sell well.
Mike Mason’s hubris can be sniffed by viewers on most days, however.
Big Brodel’s gluttony might have been a now discontinued line…
Etc..

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Our Muriel, Our Karen, Our Bet, Our William, Our Kenneth, Our Aggie…Lots of names from the era of the 60 to 90 somethings he targets as watchers. Do any of these names actually exist? Well, yes, they do. No doubt there are people with these sorts of names watching. But anything to do with his personal life? I very much doubt it.

The one thing that you do notice about him is that he offers no tangible trail whatsoever via the Internet of his life outside of shopping television. No social media. No personal social pages in general. Do you think somebody you sense is actually extremely guarded about their privacy, would bandy about real family members’ and close friends’ names on a low rent television channel selling tat?

It’ll be Cissie and Ada next…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Could you imagine that this is just the first fragrance in a new series of Seven Deadly Sins from IW?
The smell of Peter Simon’s lust isn’t one that’s going to sell well.
Mike Mason’s hubris can be sniffed by viewers on most days, however.
Big Brodel’s gluttony might have been a now discontinued line…
Etc..

At least Big Brodel is a actual chef

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I only managed a minute or two of Loghorn Feghorn’s show this morning…..A pity really, as Chef Mark’s new cookbook looks good for adding to my surplus tyres collection - particularly the one around my middle…

 

[Battiola73]

Has Foghorn Fanny Jacks had cheek implants as her face looks very podgy? It may be her eyebrows have got even nearer to her hairline or she’s been eating too many mince pies. She looks like a hamster.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Possibly in the lower face? Her main vocal orifice.