Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Part Six…Bearded Avon Lady/guitar capo and plectrum stand..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Part Six…Bearded Avon Lady/guitar capo and plectrum stand..View attachment 30485

Looks so simular to the Director

 

[Muttley]

Mike with the battery charger is sent a question. He starts with “I’ve got to be honest”.
Why change the habit of a lifetime Mike of the Plonkers. ? Just carry on as normal.

You will have us all confused if you start telling the truth. We will need counselling !

When salespeople say "I'll be honest with you" I always think "as opposed to what? Lying?

I know its an expression, and in normal conversation it's fine. But when someone who is trying to sell me something says it, my Bulls%it meter goes sky high...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh dear…Walter is in porno mode. Cheap suit, gags and leering…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pedro has that Vac again tonight

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sucks him up, hopefully.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

This corded vac he’s selling. He couldn’t bring himself to say ‘corded’ so he didnt finish the sentence by saying “this cor…vac with 5 ( he should say ‘corded’ and 5.4metres of cord)..powered by the National Grid!
Whoopee! Not the National Grid! Sounds ultra powerful then…will probably suck up all the carpet and Peter VonVac..

My flabber is gasted. Nuff said.
Had enough ,now to calm down with a bit of snooker. He gives me headache