Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Part Six…Bearded Avon Lady/guitar capo and plectrum stand..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Part Six…Bearded Avon Lady/guitar capo and plectrum stand..View attachment 30485

Looks so simular to the Director

 

[Muttley]

Mike with the battery charger is sent a question. He starts with “I’ve got to be honest”.
Why change the habit of a lifetime Mike of the Plonkers. ? Just carry on as normal.

You will have us all confused if you start telling the truth. We will need counselling !

When salespeople say "I'll be honest with you" I always think "as opposed to what? Lying?

I know its an expression, and in normal conversation it's fine. But when someone who is trying to sell me something says it, my Bulls%it meter goes sky high...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh dear…Walter is in porno mode. Cheap suit, gags and leering…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pedro has that Vac again tonight

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sucks him up, hopefully.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

This corded vac he’s selling. He couldn’t bring himself to say ‘corded’ so he didnt finish the sentence by saying “this cor…vac with 5 ( he should say ‘corded’ and 5.4metres of cord)..powered by the National Grid!
Whoopee! Not the National Grid! Sounds ultra powerful then…will probably suck up all the carpet and Peter VonVac..

My flabber is gasted. Nuff said.
Had enough ,now to calm down with a bit of snooker. He gives me headache

 

[galesgal57]

I don't like Pedro's selling techniques. He is increasingly desperate, banging his hand down on the nearest thing to him. He's saying we should get this air fryer coming up even if we don't want one. At least Mike is light hearted, and makes a joke out of most things, unlike Peter who pushes to make a sale as if his life depended on it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’ve been watching Darts.

But I agree Pedro is getting worse

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Going by his Eastern European rant of several years ago - seems an unpleasant individual when frustrated. Trouble is, he speaks before he thinks from what I’ve seen of him on shopping television.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Food looks terrible as normaL

 

[Jazzydrury]

Paul comes over a decent guy really

 

[cheeky chappie]

Who's house has a tacky gold stiletto on the mantelpiece? (apart from a hovel in Cheshire).

Back off, got it?!?

Ok it wasn't my house, however I was in a house back in the early 90s that had real stilettos on the mantelpiece.

If you must know it was a massage parlour called Climatic Moments. I think the owner was heavily into the environment. I went in there to have a foot massage after walking up (and back down) Ben Nevis. All completely above board. For some reason they had red lightbulbs everywhere, I think they must have been early adopters of red light therapy.

I'll never forget Big Bertha, she had amazing hands and my feet thank her to this day ...