Random musings and general banter.

[PeterSnaggletooth]

Why do the Boxes always appear like they’ve been kicked around

Fell off the back of a lorry on the M1.

 

[PeterSnaggletooth]

Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike with the battery charger is sent a question. He starts with “I’ve got to be honest”.
Why change the habit of a lifetime Mike of the Plonkers. ? Just carry on as normal.

You will have us all confused if you start telling the truth. We will need counselling !

 

[Muttley]

It's become the go to product, used to be the walking canes. Quack products tonight, wonder when they will bring the Viagra substitute?

I'm surprised they haven't made any claims that the collagen has a positive effect on a gentleman's nether regions! (Trying not to be rude this evening)

 

[Muttley]

Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

Surprised he can afford new jeans considering he claims to live like a peasant with just stale bread for dinner in his damp ridden hovel (which he can't afford to heat).

 

[cheeky chappie]

Gaaamon coming up, an unbelievable deal apparently. xxx

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon baby!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Captain Knowles presenting. Torchy Morgan's microphone and ear piece broken - allegedly. Nice tactics to stop the boring twat (Morgan) n his tracks.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christmas trash

 

[Muttley]

Christmas trash

Surely you've always wanted a lantern snow globe with Santa on his sleigh inside. Classy...

 

[HughTwo]

I take it all back - what a fabulous channel this is.
Back in the late 1980s, I used to creep in from a night out and catch a bit of the James Whale radio show on TV.
It was surreal late-night/early morning humour.
The Janice Morgan show is even funnier.
I switched on to see him extoling the virtues of 'Sexy Shoo" - main one seemed to be "if you bought a mantel pleaser like this, an ornament for the home, it would surely cost £8.99"
Who's house has a tacky gold stiletto on the mantelpiece? (apart from a hovel in Cheshire).

He told us he has bought three bottles of Willie Hunt Blue and three of Greed

Then said he had an incredible sense of smell but his four-year-old has an even better one

To top it all, he sprayed the "Shoo" on the bearded floor manager and smelled his chest!!

Forget Spike Milligan, Monty Python or Reeves and Mortimer, this was laugh-out-loud hilarious.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Probably better off smelling these Bad Boys for a cheesy whiff…

 

[Hammy60]

Probably better off smelling these Bad Boys for a cheesy whiff…

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See Janice has put on some weight, must be using the Jane "not a Diet" Diet Plan.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Better uses for Peter Simon Part Five… Guitar capo holder and plectrum stand…

 

[HughTwo]

Mike-of-the-Masons - former sound engineer who feels music - "I have made my career by people believing what I say".

Yes, Mike, that's different from basing it on telling the truth.

 

[Battiola73]

I take it all back - what a fabulous channel this is.
Back in the late 1980s, I used to creep in from a night out and catch a bit of the James Whale radio show on TV.
It was surreal late-night/early morning humour.
The Janice Morgan show is even funnier.
I switched on to see him extoling the virtues of 'Sexy Shoo" - main one seemed to be "if you bought a mantel pleaser like this, an ornament for the home, it would surely cost £8.99"
Who's house has a tacky gold stiletto on the mantelpiece? (apart from a hovel in Cheshire).

He told us he has bought three bottles of Willie Hunt Blue and three of Greed

Then said he had an incredible sense of smell but his four-year-old has an even better one

To top it all, he sprayed the "Shoo" on the bearded floor manager and smelled his chest!!

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Has he not compared them to the Caroline Herrera Good Girl perfumes that are in shoe shaped bottles? I just can’t watch Torchy and his so called “truth”

 

[Tricompax]

Better uses for Peter Simon Part Five… Guitar capo holder and plectrum stand…View attachment 30484

12 string, show off

 

[Tricompax]

They told me I needed a cordless vac, now they’re telling me I need a corded mains vacdecisions decisions

 

[Battiola73]

They could make a sequel to Liar, Liar but instead of a lawyer they could substitute the IW3 presenters.

 

[Muttley]

I was out shopping today and saw a stall selling cheap middle Eastern style fragrances, they had the Dubai air fresheners! Only £4, cheaper than IW. No, I didn't buy any...

 

[Jazzydrury]

I was out shopping today and saw a stall selling cheap middle Eastern style fragrances, they had the Dubai air fresheners! Only £4, cheaper than IW. No, I didn't buy any...

I haven’t watched IW Today, Yay