Random musings and general banter.

[PeterSnaggletooth]

Why do the Boxes always appear like they’ve been kicked around

Fell off the back of a lorry on the M1.

 

[PeterSnaggletooth]

Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike with the battery charger is sent a question. He starts with “I’ve got to be honest”.
Why change the habit of a lifetime Mike of the Plonkers. ? Just carry on as normal.

You will have us all confused if you start telling the truth. We will need counselling !

 

[Muttley]

It's become the go to product, used to be the walking canes. Quack products tonight, wonder when they will bring the Viagra substitute?

I'm surprised they haven't made any claims that the collagen has a positive effect on a gentleman's nether regions! (Trying not to be rude this evening)

 

[Muttley]

Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

Surprised he can afford new jeans considering he claims to live like a peasant with just stale bread for dinner in his damp ridden hovel (which he can't afford to heat).

 

[cheeky chappie]

Gaaamon coming up, an unbelievable deal apparently. xxx

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon baby!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Captain Knowles presenting. Torchy Morgan's microphone and ear piece broken - allegedly. Nice tactics to stop the boring twat (Morgan) n his tracks.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christmas trash

 

[Muttley]

Christmas trash

Surely you've always wanted a lantern snow globe with Santa on his sleigh inside. Classy...