Random musings and general banter.

[PeterSnaggletooth]

Why do the Boxes always appear like they’ve been kicked around

Fell off the back of a lorry on the M1.

 

[PeterSnaggletooth]

Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike with the battery charger is sent a question. He starts with “I’ve got to be honest”.
Why change the habit of a lifetime Mike of the Plonkers. ? Just carry on as normal.

You will have us all confused if you start telling the truth. We will need counselling !

 

[Muttley]

It's become the go to product, used to be the walking canes. Quack products tonight, wonder when they will bring the Viagra substitute?

I'm surprised they haven't made any claims that the collagen has a positive effect on a gentleman's nether regions! (Trying not to be rude this evening)

 

[Muttley]

Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

Surprised he can afford new jeans considering he claims to live like a peasant with just stale bread for dinner in his damp ridden hovel (which he can't afford to heat).

 

[cheeky chappie]

Gaaamon coming up, an unbelievable deal apparently. xxx

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon baby!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Captain Knowles presenting. Torchy Morgan's microphone and ear piece broken - allegedly. Nice tactics to stop the boring twat (Morgan) n his tracks.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christmas trash

 

[Muttley]

Christmas trash

Surely you've always wanted a lantern snow globe with Santa on his sleigh inside. Classy...

 

[HughTwo]

I take it all back - what a fabulous channel this is.
Back in the late 1980s, I used to creep in from a night out and catch a bit of the James Whale radio show on TV.
It was surreal late-night/early morning humour.
The Janice Morgan show is even funnier.
I switched on to see him extoling the virtues of 'Sexy Shoo" - main one seemed to be "if you bought a mantel pleaser like this, an ornament for the home, it would surely cost £8.99"
Who's house has a tacky gold stiletto on the mantelpiece? (apart from a hovel in Cheshire).

He told us he has bought three bottles of Willie Hunt Blue and three of Greed

Then said he had an incredible sense of smell but his four-year-old has an even better one

To top it all, he sprayed the "Shoo" on the bearded floor manager and smelled his chest!!

Forget Spike Milligan, Monty Python or Reeves and Mortimer, this was laugh-out-loud hilarious.