Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christmas Crap with Lindsey.

I’d be interested in some of those Christmas Things, if they didnt look so crap

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The dire presentation doesn’t help enhance the items on show. If only she would blow her nose. Better stuff and better value at Home Bargains. Plus the staff there don’t come up to you mid-shop and tell you the goods aren’t yours until you’ve paid. They are apparently ‘giving the stuff away’ today. Probably a very good idea, as they won’t be selling any of it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The dire presentation doesn’t help enhance the items on show. If only she would blow her nose. Better stuff and better value at Home Bargains. Plus the staff there don’t come up to you mid-shop and tell you the goods aren’t yours until you’ve paid. They are apparently ‘giving the stuff away’ today. Probably a very good idea, as they won’t be selling any of it.

Duke you are right she sounds full of snot

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And another four letter word beginning in S and ending in T…

 

[Craftalot]

Lifeguard
Electrician
Recording Engineer
Assistant Stage Manager
Quiz Show Host
Actor
Band Leader
25 Years in Shopping Television
He must be at least 70…

'Lifeguard' = two weeks at a municipal swimming pool in a leisure centre in Basildon during his GCSE year when they finish a bit early.

 

[Jazzydrury]

At least Lindsey isn’t making out a £9.99 car would cost £50

 

[Hammy60]

Cooking time.

deep fat frying, oven, hmm, thought they were a no no in the kitchen, too much fat and wasted energy.

Silver still doesn't exist in Joe's world, aluminum third best conductor of heat after gold and copper, bullshit Joe, bullshit.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Did Lindsey eat anything as she usually doesn’t

 

[Battiola73]

Duke you are right she sounds full of snot

She sounds like that Rebecca Radican who used to be on Jewellery Maker. Always seemed as if she should blow her nose. Known as Nasal Nora. I think she worked for Crafters Companion TV too.

 

[Battiola73]

'Lifeguard' = two weeks at a municipal swimming pool in a leisure centre in Basildon during his GCSE year when they finish a bit early.

Next job: Refuse collector (to get rid of all the crappy tat IW can’t sell).

 

[Hammy60]

Oh it's utterly, utterly, utterly high end luxury, would costs thousand in river island, fashion show with foghorn.

Starting off with the very, very, very high end, incredibly incredibly, absolutely gorgeous, gorgeous, stunning stunning Dubai stinky fresheners.
Foghorn is never short of a superlative or two, must be thousands in a 4 hour show.

 

[cheeky chappie]

The dire presentation doesn’t help enhance the items on show. If only she would blow her nose. Better stuff and better value at Home Bargains. Plus the staff there don’t come up to you mid-shop and tell you the goods aren’t yours until you’ve paid. They are apparently ‘giving the stuff away’ today. Probably a very good idea, as they won’t be selling any of it.

Always thought that was a disgusting tactic. But oh no, they don't do any of it to rush people into buying, they're simply informing viewers ...

 

[cheeky chappie]

I'm not saying this to rush or pressure you but ...

WE ONLY HAVE LIMITED STOCK!
WE'RE NOT SURE WHEN WE'LL GET MORE STOCK!
WE'RE NOT SURE IF WE CAN EVER DO THIS PRICE AGAIN!
AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE FLASHING CLOCK, YOU ONLY HAVE 30 SECS LEFT TO BUY!

But hey, you take your time, I'm not trying to pressure you.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wasn’t just IW used to be said on Create and Craft, one of Martyn Parker’s lines used to be.

Imagine going into a Supermarket picking up Milk, and then somebody taking it out of your trolley, they can do that as it isn’t yours yet, it’s the same with shopping TV, it may be in your basket, but if somebody does a phone order, it gets removed

 

[Gift Horse]

Who's that horrible little shrill shouty woman on IW at the moment? What's with all the "I am telling you!" palaver. This can't have been in the Sales Training Manual. Surely IW can do better than this.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Who's that horrible little shrill shouty woman on IW at the moment? What's with all the "I am telling you!" palaver. This can't have been in the Sales Training Manual. Surely IW can do better than this.

Sally Jacks Presenter/Social Influencer

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mike has damp bags

 

[Ant7t]

Mike has damp bags

Take your pick as to what the 'water catcher', if that's what it is, dangling reminds me of. Both of which: maybe even a trio, I'm too polite to mention

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s just called Ex colleague Marina Berry Troutface, I wonder what he thinks of Natalia then, says on air shes lovely, I wonder what he says off air