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The dire presentation doesn’t help enhance the items on show. If only she would blow her nose. Better stuff and better value at Home Bargains. Plus the staff there don’t come up to you mid-shop and tell you the goods aren’t yours until you’ve paid. They are apparently ‘giving the stuff away’ today. Probably a very good idea, as they won’t be selling any of it.
 
The dire presentation doesn’t help enhance the items on show. If only she would blow her nose. Better stuff and better value at Home Bargains. Plus the staff there don’t come up to you mid-shop and tell you the goods aren’t yours until you’ve paid. They are apparently ‘giving the stuff away’ today. Probably a very good idea, as they won’t be selling any of it.
Duke you are right she sounds full of snot
 
Lifeguard
Electrician
Recording Engineer
Assistant Stage Manager
Quiz Show Host
Actor
Band Leader
25 Years in Shopping Television
He must be at least 70…
'Lifeguard' = two weeks at a municipal swimming pool in a leisure centre in Basildon during his GCSE year when they finish a bit early.
 
Oh it's utterly, utterly, utterly high end luxury, would costs thousand in river island, fashion show with foghorn.

Starting off with the very, very, very high end, incredibly incredibly, absolutely gorgeous, gorgeous, stunning stunning Dubai stinky fresheners.
Foghorn is never short of a superlative or two, must be thousands in a 4 hour show. :ROFLMAO:
 
The dire presentation doesn’t help enhance the items on show. If only she would blow her nose. Better stuff and better value at Home Bargains. Plus the staff there don’t come up to you mid-shop and tell you the goods aren’t yours until you’ve paid. They are apparently ‘giving the stuff away’ today. Probably a very good idea, as they won’t be selling any of it.
Always thought that was a disgusting tactic. But oh no, they don't do any of it to rush people into buying, they're simply informing viewers ...

;)
 
I'm not saying this to rush or pressure you but ...

WE ONLY HAVE LIMITED STOCK!
WE'RE NOT SURE WHEN WE'LL GET MORE STOCK!
WE'RE NOT SURE IF WE CAN EVER DO THIS PRICE AGAIN!
AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE FLASHING CLOCK, YOU ONLY HAVE 30 SECS LEFT TO BUY!


But hey, you take your time, I'm not trying to pressure you.
 
Wasn’t just IW used to be said on Create and Craft, one of Martyn Parker’s lines used to be.

Imagine going into a Supermarket picking up Milk, and then somebody taking it out of your trolley, they can do that as it isn’t yours yet, it’s the same with shopping TV, it may be in your basket, but if somebody does a phone order, it gets removed
 
Who's that horrible little shrill shouty woman on IW at the moment? What's with all the "I am telling you!" palaver. This can't have been in the Sales Training Manual. Surely IW can do better than this.
 

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