Random musings and general banter.

[Herring]

To be fair Sally Jacks is a 'Collagen Expert' (wtf is that ?!?!), a Fashion Expert, a beauty Expert, a perfume Expert, a make-up expert, etc.

Someone fetch the Emu Balm, Sally's caught Expertitus from Peter Vollabore.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

For everyone’s pleasure tonight I’ve emailed Mike personally asking if he has any watches/air fryers and other usual crap tonight:

I’ve had no response as yet.
I sent it to MikeoftheMasons@iamthebeautifulbaldfellaYoulovemeIlovemeTheGoddesslovesmeMyegoisbiggerthanyoursAndsoismyhouseAndmycar.co.uk.

Maybe missed a letter out?

Anyway Mike when you read this can you please give us the correct email as we are all foaming at the mouth in anticipation so we can email your highness and request our favourite items?

Why do only a few ‘special’ people have your email?

Yours faithfully,
An adoring worshipping fan

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Actually…what is their email address? You know..the one people like Mason and Herself this morning say they have received numerous ones from? Herself said she’ got 50 today. Mason - hundreds! Where do the hundreds emailing in get the details of it from? I can’t see one available online? More manipulation of the truth?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Actually…what is their email address? You know..the one people like Mason and Herself this morning say they have received numerous ones from? Herself said she’ got 50 today. Mason - hundreds! Where do the hundreds emailing in get the details of it from? I can’t see one available online? More manipulation of the truth?

A very very good question. It’s all made up that they get emails I reckon. Can’t believe IW would lie..

 

[Little Jan]

Pretty sure early 70s.
He said one time he was older than a texter who was 69 but, as pointed out, if he says it's Sunday you check the calendar

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I was watching a Chinese version of IW today. You wouldn’t believe it but they have a presenter calling himself Ming of the Vases.. here he is He said the Air Flyers were frying out..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Struggling to shift these…

 

[Hammy60]

Actually…what is their email address? You know..the one people like Mason and Herself this morning say they have received numerous ones from? Herself said she’ got 50 today. Mason - hundreds! Where do the hundreds emailing in get the details of it from? I can’t see one available online? More manipulation of the truth?

I wonder if it's just the studio email address they use, [email protected] . Although not sure it actually works as they ignore any email i've sent.

 

[Little Jan]

He was born November 1962
Looking at pictures him in his hay days looks like he has had a lot of face work done since then probably using the plasticine morph was made of
He was on junior showtime and was Ronald McDonald for a short time
He’s gone down hill just like a McDonald’s burger
Lots about him on fandom
Cannot be bothered to copy and paste it all

 

[Hammy60]

Sally still wanting to hog screen time, Jessie's show is getting Sally superimposed on top of it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh God…it’s Curly Wurly Man. Off to the pub..

 

[Hammy60]

Bullshit alert

Papa Fields on TJC, with Globenfeld Luxury watches.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Jeremy is very excited by 2 cheap lanterns!
Eh? What?
Doesn’t take much does it? There you are girls.

Switchy off time methinks

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Before that he said ‘this water bottle is made with copper which has many medicinal qualities’ ‘but I can’t say that because of ASA’

You’ve just said it you twonker. Peters been teaching him

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Jeremy is very excited by 2 cheap lanterns!
Eh? What?
Doesn’t take much does it? There you are girls.

Switchy off time methinks

He put the U in UNWATCHABLE.

 

[Muttley]

Struggling to shift these…

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Personally I think they're overpriced...

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Aha now I get it! Sums him up to a T.

 

[Herring]

Struggling to shift these…

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Although she did get to appear on GMTV as part of the group (and presumably elsewhere at the time) it is mildly amusing that the Bucks Fizz wikipedia page doesn't consider her stint long enough to feature in the timeline chart of previous members.

And though it does mention in the text that she was in the group briefly, it notes that the re-recorded hits she put out with them didn't chart and are derided by long-time fans of the group.

Hash - buy none.

It was always a ludicrous situation that the version with only 1 original member got to go by Bucks Fizz, while the version with 3 original members (including both of the ladies, who are the only ones most people would recognise if we're honest) had to go by various monikers before settling on The Fizz - still, they did alright without the name given they had 2 top 30 albums of original material since 2017.

Although I think Mike Nolan has now left… so maybe this is Mike of the Mason's chance

"Alright band I was finkin' - don't look surprised girls, I'm not just a beautiful face - y know those skirts you rip off during Making Your Mind Up? How's about I do you the deal of all deals on a 2-pack of the finest polyester skirts known to (wo)man. They are unbelievably - and I mean unbelievable - quality. How much would you expect to pay for Tamsy skirts, girls? 200 pounds? 300? Let me bring the price in for you, band… 3..2..1…"

 

[Jazzydrury]

Although she did get to appear on GMTV as part of the group (and presumably elsewhere at the time) it is mildly amusing that the Bucks Fizz wikipedia page doesn't list her in the timeline chart of previous members (although it does mention in the text that she was in the group briefly, and that the re-recorded hits she put out with them didn't chart and are derided by long-time fans of the group).

It was always a ludicrous situation that the version with only 1 original member got to go by Bucks Fizz, while the version with 3 original members (including both of the ladies, who are the only ones most people would recognise if we're honest) had to go by various monikers before settling on The Fizz - still, they did alright without the name given they've scored 2 top 30 albums of original material in 2017 and 2020, although I think Mike Nolan has now left… so the musical chairs continues…

Cheryl Baker is still involved then

 

[cheeky chappie]

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