Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Wonder if Peter will be selling this at 10pm, he needs it to heat his hovel

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pedro with tat

 

[Jazzydrury]

Plush Unicorn Backpack. boys and girls would love to take this to school

He’s singing

 

[Jazzydrury]

People wandering about his teeth, he’s just said he’s got dentures.

Did he smash into another Patio

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m beginning to wonder about Pedro

 

[Jazzydrury]

He said a truck was found with stolen blue pills, the police are looking for hardened Criminals

 

[Wanderer]

Pedro reading notes for London Fragrances EDP.......

 

[Niwa]

I’m beginning to wonder about Pedro

You're beginning to to wonder about Pedro?????

 

[Niwa]

He said a truck was found with stolen blue pills, the police are looking for hardened Criminals

TBH the joke was quite funny (for him) but very poorly delivered.

 

[Wanderer]

Has anyone heard of George Armani and his Swiss watches?

I just saw a rarer thing than a unicorn, a less spotted direct comparison.

very poorly delivered.

Much like the consignment in the lorry.

 

[HughTwo]

Random gibberish - as usual - from Dirty Peter as he tries to flog this Armani watch.
"It stands alone on the wrist"

Then he can't resist a bit of filth "It doesn't matter where you drink - The Friend in the Hand, The Cock and Trumpet, The Happy Bullock....."

Eventually the usual rubbish about 'ave a buy', "If you're on the web, check out, we are allocating you one if you go to the phones".

You have to wonder if anyone gets taken on by this?

Now he's back on collagen........Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[HughTwo]

During the usual tripe about collagen stopping him going bald, saving him a knee replacement and impressing the plastic surgeon, Dirty Pedro said he's a man born not far off the Second World War

 

[Wanderer]

During the usual tripe about collagen stopping him going bald, saving him a knee replacement and impressing the plastic surgeon, Dirty Pedro said he's a man born not far off the Second World War

Think he means before it started

 

[Muttley]

You're beginning to to wonder about Pedro?????

I've been wondering about Pedro for years

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My partner just told me Israel has been bombing Iran overnight. I said I had no idea. She said: “That’s because all you ever do is watch that **** on shopping television who makes things up and says he used to be famous!” I’ll leave you to decide who she thought she was referring to…

 

[Jazzydrury]

when I turned the TV off around 12.30 last night, Pedro was sat there giving collagen the hard sell

 

[Muttley]

My partner just told me Israel has been bombing Iran overnight. I said I had no idea. She said: “That’s because all you ever do is watch that **** on shopping television who makes things up and says he used to be famous!” I’ll leave you to decide who she thought she was referring to…

No, I can't work out who that is, can you give me a clue?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Doing something useful for a change…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Plush Unicorn Backpack. boys and girls would love to take this to school

He’s singing

Minging, more like..

 

[Jazzydrury]

they’ve been on about Emu Oil for a hour