Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

What part of the country? Not the South/S.East I'd guess.
Also need to watch if a lunch time only offer.

Midlands.

Didn't pay too much attention, not something I would buy tbh.

 

[Battiola73]

We Tend to have Fish and Chips on a Friday. Dad uses the frozen fish it’s cheaper.

I've still got (and using) Pyrex dishes that my Mum was able to get from collecting Green Shield stamps!

Me too. And a glass water jug with different coloured glasses.

 

[RichyR66]

Hurrah. The shovel is back in stock!!!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Well I was wondering what to get my wife for Xmas and now Mike of the Morons has negotiated(on our behalf,thanks Mike) a great price for a shovel.

Sorted! Great Xmas presents he said and I believe him.

The joy on her face on Xmas morning. I can hear her now “Darling,how thoughtful of you.Ive always craved one of these”
“No problem my love,thank Mikey he’s the one with all the great ideas”

…then the deal breaker “ let’s go in the garden..so I can use it to bury you 6 feet under”

Blimey! Women!!! Must’ve been the wrong colour!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mason could use that shovel to scoop up his verbal ! (Sorry can’t spell diarrhoea)

 

[Wanderer]

Nah, he's so poor that he rummages through the litter bin outside the chippy for discarded bits. All depending, of course, on which story we're hearing today.....

Are those the bits the seagulls don't steal?

 

[PhaedrusR]

Well I was wondering what to get my wife for Xmas and now Mike of the Morons has negotiated(on our behalf,thanks Mike) a great price for a shovel.

Sorted! Great Xmas presents he said and I believe him.

The joy on her face on Xmas morning. I can hear her now “Darling,how thoughtful of you.Ive always craved one of these”
“No problem my love,thank Mikey he’s the one with all the great ideas”

…then the deal breaker “ let’s go in the garden..so I can use it to bury you 6 feet under”

Blimey! Women!!! Must’ve been the wrong colour!

The shovel is to use for the charcoal brickettes you buy as a last minute Xmas gift down the all night petrol station along with a box of Roses.

(I did the shovel to stick you under the patio joke last time it was on!)

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Any of you lot love McDonalds..

I disliked it even as a child

I never liked that Ronald McDonald character. Used to give me nightmares.

 

[PhaedrusR]

Any of you lot love McDonalds..

I disliked it even as a child

Wouldn't say I 'love' it, but yes, on occasion, when in the mood, or hungry and need filling or to sit down and have a cuppa. Reasonable value saver menu, like a cheese burger double, although increased like all, and still decent tea/coffee and one of best value prices on the high street. Also decent salads/wraps.

 

[PhaedrusR]

Oooeerrrrr, spooky, just in time for Halloween :


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[Muttley]

Any of you lot love McDonalds..

I disliked it even as a child

No, not keen on McDonalds.

 

[Muttley]

Well I was wondering what to get my wife for Xmas and now Mike of the Morons has negotiated(on our behalf,thanks Mike) a great price for a shovel.

Sorted! Great Xmas presents he said and I believe him.

The joy on her face on Xmas morning. I can hear her now “Darling,how thoughtful of you.Ive always craved one of these”
“No problem my love,thank Mikey he’s the one with all the great ideas”

…then the deal breaker “ let’s go in the garden..so I can use it to bury you 6 feet under”

Blimey! Women!!! Must’ve been the wrong colour!

Can I give you some well meaning advice? I don't think the shovel will be well appreciated by your wife.

Despite his ideas about presents, I bet Mike of the Morons won't be buying one for The Goddess as I believe she would shove it right up his rear end