Random musings and general banter.

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Another wretched power bank, how many do they think we need to buy?

Do they know they will die in just a few months and we need to buy more for that reason?

to be fair I do a lot of filming out and about with various action cams and they are a godsend but I didn't know there were so many varieties in the wild and I don't know how long these ones would last

 

[Hammy60]

You know me, I would never lie to you seems to be his favourite saying. Selling Duchumps, everything he is saying is utter bollocks.

Utter bollocks is being polite, he's either so massively ignorant he shouldn't be selling watches or he's lying, personally i go for him being a horology challenged lying shyster.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Yannis is just so smarmy. Saying he doesn't want to pressure us into buying, while pressuring to buy it

 

[Hammy60]

But they are assembled in Mendrisio, and you know he would never lie to us. Bragging about his watches that cost thousands, big headed tw*t. Maybe he is lying about them.

That Vulcan watch is assembled in the Far East, while a few of the Duchamp range are assembled in Switzerland the Vulcan ain't one of them.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Yawness is really pushing that "I will never lie to you" line to the limit. About as credible as President Nixon.

A £1400 saving on the Duchamp website?

What a joker.

And how about Barry the basket? Does he collect watches or baskets?

He ain't checking out pal.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I notice they've replaced the plinky plonky muzak with chipmunk singing.

Interesting.