Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Were you at the Event

no, was here on the forum having a laugh at the show.

 

[Muttley]

If any of you missed it. she was selling the Collagen drink.

And she had a graph thing, showing how loosing collagen affects you, she had Standihg up droopy things, to show loss of colllagen

Thank you for explaining, I was very concerned about what they were broadcasting

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pedro has the Greed agaiin

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter the Cheat says he's inspired by Greed.

Who would ever have guessed?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Pete says:

"These slippers are great for cold carpets(!) inside or york stone outside, from kitchen to shed, trips to the bins, great driving shoes, ideal for formula 1 races, from outhouse to Whitehouse, from sea to shining sea, just 'av a buy."

Irresistible.

Coming soon: snow boots for the Arctic winter amd white Christmas he predicts.

 

[Wanderer]

Seiko mecaquartz movement.

Is that the fabled one Kevski always used to refer to in hushed tones?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Why has Gen got a row of Dildos on the counter

How rude!! Those dildo’s have got names you know,

Peter,Mike,Den,Sally and PeterVonGormless

 

[Wanderer]

Do they ever mention the guy who used to buy practically every watch they featured? Or do we think he was a completely made up character? Or if he did exist, maybe the poor sod burnt through all his savings.

No that customer sadly passed away, leaving his heirlook pieces behind.

His executors found the collection and thought "hell this guy must have pulled a lot of Christmas crackers in his lifetime".

 

[Wanderer]

How rude!! Those dildo’s have got names you know,

Peter,Mike,Den,Sally and PeterVonGormless

Are they not vibrators needing batteries, if so does anyone know of someplace to buy a joblot?

 

[Wanderer]

Pedro fondling that massage pillow just looks so wrong.....

 

[Jazzydrury]

Chanel inspired bag coming up at 7pm

 

[Jazzydrury]

Nooooo, he’s got a Tote Bag with effing RFID on it

 

[Wanderer]

Chanel inspired bag coming up at 7pm

The kids out back made a typo - its a Channel inspired bag. Which channel is a mystery to me......

 

[galesgal57]

You're not going to see anybody else with this bag. Because it's vile Pedro.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Inspired Italian Design he says

 

[galesgal57]

The stitching looks shoddy and cheap.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Trend of the moment LOL

 

[Jazzydrury]

he will be going to hell at the end of the shift

 

[Jazzydrury]

Number 1 bag of this year, how many bags has he given that award to

 

[Wanderer]

Quality and style..... bad quality and no frciking style more like.

Its like a throwback to the 70's beach scene at Skegness.