Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

He’s got those air fresheners again

 

[Duke of Cheese]

To clean up after his sordid repartee, hopefully?

His weather forecasts? Other than his own imagination, where does he get them from exactly?

 

[Jazzydrury]

To clean up after his sordid repartee, hopefully?

His weather forecasts? Other than his own imagination, where does he get them from exactly?

From the company, who supplied the weather for the BBC Website and App yesterday

 

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m guessing he stays in a hotel while on shift, Why is he cold in the hotel, use there heating, you aren’t paying anymore

 

[Jazzydrury]

He says the wind is making it colder, If the wind is anything like it Is in Bristol, there isn’t any wind

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Colder than Siberia next week according to his forecast

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He says the wind is making it colder, If the wind is anything like it Is in Bristol, there isn’t any wind

He has no need whatsoever to be cold. What comes out of his gob could warm his entire estate for the entire winter.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Here he goes Collagen

 

[Jason]

Peter Simon is trying not to stumble on the word clock.

 

[Hammy60]

You're Scottish in Aberdeen aren't you?
Would be hard to pick you out in a crowd of locals...

Well it's called the Granite City for a reason, and it isn't just for the cold grey buildings.

 

[galesgal57]

I've had a right old carry on trying to access the forum since yesterday on my phone. The screen
freezes, pages won't load. I've had to rev up my tablet, which I never use. It's just this forum, nothing else.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Glad to see you're back. Me and Hammy were illuminated canes at the ready, and preparing a forum search party....

 

[galesgal57]

Glad to see you're back. Me and Hammy were illuminated canes at the ready, and preparing a forum search party....

Don't forget the survival shovel. According to Pedro, it's Baltic outside.

 

[Muttley]

I've had a right old carry on trying to access the forum since yesterday on my phone. The screen
freezes, pages won't load. I've had to rev up my tablet, which I never use. It's just this forum, nothing else.

Might be your phone, can't think why its just this site though. I can view the forum on my phone and tablet, I tend to use my tablet for stuff like this so I don't drain my phone battery too quickly.

Update: it's suddenly freezing on my phone too. It let me load the page OK to begin with but now its playing up. Tablet is working fine.

 

[galesgal57]

Might be your phone, can't think why its just this site though. I can view the forum on my phone and tablet, I tend to use my tablet for stuff like this so I don't drain my phone battery too quickly.

Update: it's suddenly freezing on my phone too. It let me load the page OK to begin with but now its playing up. Tablet is working fine.

Same here, it's been like that since yesterday
.

 

[galesgal57]

Ffs Mike its Dewar flask, pronounced dew with ar on the end, not Deewah.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

People stop Mike in the street and say ‘Mike,I like your hat’.
Referring to those flat caps he is selling.

Not only do people go up to him and compliment his fragrance and admire his watch,now it’s his hat!
This plinky plonker is using such childish selling tactics. Who the f..k does he think he is talking to? Patronising tw.t

 

[Battiola73]

People stop Mike in the street and say ‘Mike,I like your hat’.
Referring to those flat caps he is selling.

Not only do people go up to him and compliment his fragrance and admire his watch,now it’s his hat!
This plinky plonker is using such childish selling tactics. Who the f..k does he think he is talking to? Patronising tw.t

Reminds me of an old music hall song.

Where did you get that hat?
Where did you get that tile?
Isn’t it a knobby one and just the proper style
I’d like to have one just the same as that
So wherever I go, I’ll be asked where did you get that hat.

I’m sure that other forum members can change the lyrics to be more fitting to IW

 

[Wanderer]

Reminds me of an old music hall song.

Where did you get that tat?
Where did you get that pile o' crap?
Isn’t it a crappy one and got no style
I’d like to have one just the same as that
So wherever I go, I’ll be asked where did you get that tat.

I’m sure that other forum members can change the lyrics to be more fitting to IW