Random musings and general banter.

[Battiola73]

I thought these channels could only go up to 4 Flexis otherwise, you would need a credit check

I think it’s five as QVC have it sometimes.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

There is something wonderful about sharing a bed says the woman who just said she sleeps alone.

The ‘Designer’ handbag ‘free gift’ looks fantastic. ‘Designer’ as in somebody working 14 hours a day in a Chinese sweat shop….

 

[Battiola73]

One of my worst nightmares Mike of the Morons and Two Ton Tessie Jacks. Unknown brand of mattress at special price of £350 and whoopidoo you get a free pillow as part of their birthday bonanza. You can actually get well known branded mattresses for less than this but you don’t get a free pillow!

 

[Battiola73]

There is something wonderful about sharing a bed says the woman who just said she sleeps alone.

The ‘Designer’ handbag ‘free gift’ looks fantastic. ‘Designer’ as in somebody working 14 hours a day in a Chinese sweat shop….

Perhaps she has to sleep alone if she snores as loud as she talks. Maybe in the garden she’d.

 

[galesgal57]

One of my worst nightmares Mike of the Morons and Two Ton Tessie Jacks. Unknown brand of mattress at special price of £350 and whoopidoo you get a free pillow as part of their birthday bonanza. You can actually get well known branded mattresses for less than this but you don’t get a free pillow!

Don't forget the free pack of batteries.

 

[Battiola73]

Trying to work out what the free gift is between the batteries and the Opatra mask. It looks like a tiny fold up toilet (a bit like the collapsible washing machine)

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Don't forget the free pack of batteries.

Second prize- two free packs.

Here comes the £3000 watch for £300…Just how do they do it?? I wonder what Tudor model it is? Gallery….Stop the Wheel at 20 percent…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This watch sells elsewhere for £3000. This watch can only be bought from us as it is sold out on the Duchump website. So this watch doesn’t sell elsewhere for £3000, does it? It NOT sells elsewhere for £3000. Their disingenuousness knows no end.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh you can buy it elsewhere…£650 ONO on eBay…

 

[galesgal57]

Sold out on the Duchumps website. Probably because they offer an 85% discount perhaps Mike.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh i've a mate called James with Duchamp. Bloody liars.

 

[galesgal57]

Hammy! Your friend James has a Duchump in his collection. He said it's his favourite, understated and classy, and you agree with him.

 

[Samki]

Oh i've a mate called James with Duchamp. ****** liars.

They definitely read this - tw*ts

 

[cheeky chappie]

Paul was selling something the other day, and said the price was Dirty Grubby

I think you possibly misheard him, he most likely said their sales methods are dirty grubby ...

 

[historymystery]

Only if they hired Cliff Richard to be a presenter

Couldn't - the toupee was in for cleaning (get rid, Cliff, just be your age, looks much better....)

 

[galesgal57]

99p discount off the Sankom socks, how generous.

 

[Jazzydrury]

99p discount off the Sankom socks, how generous.

I thought that,

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They definitely read this - tw*ts

Only a couple of them can read.. The rest as illiterate as they sound.

 

[Jazzydrury]

They need to do a Duchamp hour, with it falling on 85% off

 

[Duke of Cheese]

When my partner told me recently that she had bought me the perfect solution to stop watching shopping television immediately, I couldn't imagine what she meant. Then this arrived...