Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Bet it smells lovely. Base notes of poop decks, and jolly jack tars.

Misread that one! Thought it said ‘Bet smells lovely etc etc’.. you know,Peters Bet (our Bet)

 

[galesgal57]

£99.99 for the Horatio fragrance! Can't see many of them flying out.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

 

[galesgal57]

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

I certainly wouldn't pay that much for a fragrance I couldn't smell before I bought it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My God this man is a loon!

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

See,the problem I have at the moment is that the old dears in Lidl often come up to me and compliment me on my fragrance and ‘obviously’ ask me what it is.
I have to be honest and tell them it’s called ‘Poundland Birmingham’..
Therein lies the problem..it’s all about the name..
I’m beginning to understand the game now I reckon it’s all about fancy names! Silly me,I must’ve been living under a rock!

 

[galesgal57]

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

Think Daffyd Thomas from Little Britain.

 

[Muttley]

£99.99 for the Horatio fragrance! Can't see many of them flying out.

Wrong! The website is in meltdahhhhhhn. Actually I don't know if that's true as I just looked at YouTube and saw the Bald Fella selling it. Haven't seen any of it all evening

 

[Muttley]

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

They're the same ones who admire his impressive watch (and that's not a euphemism)

 

[Jazzydrury]

Robs Just said the Savile Row, William Hunt shop has shut, the other presenters will have to change there chatter now

 

[Scraping the barrel]

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

Aha I think I know where you’re coming from here.
Hope the Goddess doesn’t read this or she may stick that Horatio where the Sun don’t shine, along with the Gammon and a pack of 32 Philips batteries..

 

[RachWhit]

Robs Just said the Savile Row, William Hunt shop has shut, the other presenters will have to change there chatter now

Why can’t others be honest too??

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He (Rob) really doesn't fit with the culture (or lack of any) there. Telling the truth on a regular basis stands him distinctly apart from the rest. The one presenter QVC could take without mind-altering drug treatment therapy beforehand.

 

[Hammy60]

IW's web site proclaims.

IW Birthday Bash Bonanza

Celebrate big with amazing discounts.



Okay, think i want a VE watch lets have a look, shall we.

Oh here's one i like ROCKET N1 NH34-225C714B, Only £1499.99 and i get 20% discount, absolute bargain at £1199.88, i'll be doing some celebrating tonight.



Lucky i didn't go to Kevski's site, he would have absolutely ripped me off with the ridiculously extorionate price of £435.



God bless IW, those saintly paragons of integrity, they saved me from making a massive mistake.

 

[Battiola73]

I’ve got to the stage where I just can’t watch this lying shower of ***** for more than ten seconds.

 

[Lord Helpus]

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

Or,

"Oh yes, it's a wonderful fragrance called Horatio, named after Hornblower don't you know."

The chosen scent of sailors!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That 24 years celebration ad with ten feet wide Jacks in a floral awning and I Feel Music, Me, is an outrage of more truth bending. 24th birthday…Disgrace. Note now the discounts ‘Percentiles Wheal’. I had several on my back that drastically improved with creams. Even the blood y wheel is cheap and nasty and wobbles furiously- similar to Jacks. Spin it again, Ofthemasons. Which piece of vile tat have I won? Quincy, Hammy, Muttley, Muriel….Congratulations…Mason creaming his pants, literally. Lost in a sea of awful products euphoria…

The top prize on the wheel is a massive 20% off. Bearing in mind most stuff they sell seems to be at least 20% more expensive than elsewhere – at least you are now saving on what you are normally being overcharged on. That’s if the wheel’s weight to avoid fails when spun.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That wheel will be fixed, they will know what the offer will be

 

[Samki]

I feel music and his magic wheel - what a pile of crap

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Presume everything has been overpriced by 40 percent to compensate for it. I FEELS MUSIC, ME. I DON’T ‘EARS IT, I FEELS IT, SEE…. GEEZERS DON’T JUST COME ACROSS ME IN BOOZERS…THEY ASK ME WHAT SCENT I HAVE ON WHILST THEY’RE DOING IT…. All the stock in the entire business sold out just a couple of days ago… But I made a call…… And then I’ve got a load more stock in from a lock-up in Penge…Zzzzzzzzzzzz…Yeah, right…And the moon is made of green cheese…What a load of abject bol…..balderdash he releases with each flip of his tongue.