Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

More mugs are flooding the phone lines.

Mason says "well done Michael, well done".


Yeah well done Michael, you've just been ripped off by a shyster shopping channel and paid over the odds for a Far East copy of a Roamer watch. BTW Michael my Roamer (The Original released in 2013) was purchased 2 years before the magnificent Woking Duchump brand even existed.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

“That’s an Error.” ZZZzzzz…Oh the complete lack of respect for the viewers they have…

 

[Scraping the barrel]

A pricing error!! Cor blimey. Check out or miss out!! They have a lot of price errors..flying out now… but as he says we,the viewers,are smart.
Fanks Mike but no Fanks

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Car Boot Sale TV…I feel sorry for people taken in by their relentless theatrics. You go home, lay your head on your GX Pillow and think how many mugs did I draw in tonight for my £2000 plus VAT…

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I like the blue boxes actually. Would be nice to keep my Philips batteries in

 

[HughTwo]

What I can never understand, why do so many people put items in their baskets and leave them there? If I buy something online, I complete the purchase straight away.

They must be reading - according to Of-the-Masons "nobody's bothering with baskets, they're all on the phones".

"Buyers flooding in" = poppycock

 

[HughTwo]

get the fire extinguishers ready - hope they've not flown out - "chef" Mark is about to flambe with Dr Jezza

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Lovely to see Chef Mark back in the building….

 

[Battiola73]

I doubt it very much, why would a company have a freelance presenter involved in/determining the pricing/profit margins for their products.

That’s exactly what I thought.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Loads of undercooked food

 

[HughTwo]

Loads of undercooked food

Wonder if Dirty Peter got food poisoning after eating food "cooked" by chef Mark in that green air fryer.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wonder if Dirty Peter got food poisoning after eating food "cooked" by chef Mark in that green air fryer.

Possibly as he was working until 10pm the Night before, and He couldn’t make the next morning

 

[HughTwo]

"somebody" has texted in to ask about the watch Jezza is wearing.
Surprise, surprise, it's one from his old china Chrissie Duchump

 

[HughTwo]

Muriel texts in to ask chef Mark if she can heat bubble and squeak in these microwave dishes - and he says he's got some at home in the freezer!
Muriel buys some amount of stuff from IW - almost as many items as Pedro

 

[Herring]

Wonder if Dirty Peter got food poisoning after eating food "cooked" by chef Mark in that green air fryer.

Woah, woah, woah - not the green Tokit air fryer? Cos they only had 15 the other night and it was the last the stock, clearance price, etc.

 

[Hammy60]

Jessie flogging his pal Duchump's watches.

This is a butterfly clasp he declares.

No it ain't you ignorant thick numpty, it's a deployment clasp.

 

[Battiola73]

Jezza and his chopper plus the Michelin starred Chef Mark. What a win double. That food looks revolting. Meat not cooked and greasy prawns.

 

[Hammy60]

"It's looks like a buckle clasp but is a butterfly clasp in disguise"

Really, where do they get these stupid idiots from, is there no one on the staff at IW who actually knows anything about watches to let the presenters know they're spouting absolute bollocks? On second thoughts from the cast of clowns we've seen poke their faces on screen the answer is most likely nope.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does Chef Mark still reminisce on his times as a young under chef working himself off to exhaustion in a ‘Four Star’ Michelin restaurant in Wolverhampton? FOUR stars?? Usually an accurate assessment of those who have done in cooking and those who haven’t really, is researching beforehand the maximum amount of stars Michelin award to eating establishments - including transport cafes in the West Midlands taking LVs….

 

[Samki]

Does Chef Mark still reminisce on his times as a young under chef working himself off to exhaustion in a ‘Four Star’ Michelin restaurant in Wolverhampton? FOUR stars?? Usually an accurate assessment of those who have done in cooking and those who haven’t really, is researching beforehand the maximum amount of stars Michelin award to eating establishments - including transport cafes in the West Midlands taking LVs….

Do you think that the Roux family will head hunt him?