Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Use the air freshners as a deodorant he's finally lost the plot if he ever ******* had it

Surely they would have different chemicals in them? Maybe then he could flog the emu balm for your burnt, blistered skin.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

It usually is every night (and day.)

Dracula's Harem (shiny bonce & co), Mouthy Shoutathon (Sally or Lindsay), End of pier slapstick (Pete the Cheat), Marketplace Chicanery (Mike of the Masons), Mumbling Grumbling (Jeremy), Boring (Yiannis, Joanna), Bossy (Genevieve) and Peter V sprinkling his sawdust over presentations (which he then hoovers up).

They are undoubtedly a rum bunch and no mistake.

Auction them off as a job lot, see how little they fetch.

Then start again.

I watched Blankety Blank with Bradley Walsh and one of the prizes was Rattan garden furniture!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

If the name adds new customers and sales that's all they worry about, they care not how.

I also think the grabbed the IW name and started up before they were ready to pull the rug out from Shop Extra before they could establish themselves as a new alternative to IW.

All about brand recognition. The Ideal World logo is all over their own products boxes

 

[galesgal57]

Reign watches - celebrities wearing them, put them on your household insurance, saving £300. Same old, same old unfounded claims.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Surely they would have different chemicals in them? Maybe then he could flog the emu balm for your burnt, blistered skin.

Usually the chemicals in air freshener are not good for your skin, unless they are joking

 

[galesgal57]

Usually the chemicals in air freshener are not good for your skin, unless they are joking

Never let the truth get in the way of a sale - the IW mantra.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Must be a lot of rich people watching if they have houses with two or three showers.

They look like a Chinese knock off of a thing I saw at the home exhibition

 

[cheeky chappie]

Use the air freshners as a deodorant he's finally lost the plot if he ever ******* had it

When I hopped on he was saying 'these sell for £29.99 in Saudi Arabia!'

lol, what a prat. Even if they do, SO WHAT?!? Is that supposed to impress me? I would reckon if there's anywhere on earth fools and their money are easily parted, Saudi has to rank right up there.

 

[Herring]

Usually the chemicals in air freshener are not good for your skin, unless they are joking

YEAH, but once those chemicals in the air freshener have irritated your skin, then you'll buy the emu oil to try and help calm it…

But that won't work (because it's BS) so it gets a bit worse and you think "hey, saffron!" because you heard Pedro say it not only helps with the antimarcobials, right, not only of the fibrmangolas and the aches and pains okay…

A few weeks of the saffron doesn't help, and the irritation has spread (mentally and phsyically). You contemplate calling your GP, but Dr Edwards says don't bother them cos Natalia's up next with a red light tunnel. You watch it and think "IF OPATRA THERAPY MADE A DISABLED DOG WALK AGAIN IT WILL HEAL MY INFLAMED SKIN FROM THE AIR FRESHENER", so you buy the red light tunnel…

Now, Natalia did say it was her #1 red light product (along with all the others) so you give it a good go but, well, several few months of bending down to slide in and out of it means your knees are busted…

So when Pedro pops up with the last of the folding walking cane stock, you've gone straight to the phones, and while you're there you decide to go for the 1L Homesmart air fryer at IW's market beating price of £30 more than everywhere else. You put it beside your sofa so you can cook without having to get off the sofa, missing bargains, and further damaging your knee…

…a few months later you're obese, not helped by all the collagen drinks you've also been trying, but thankfully you're in the right place at the right time as Pedro has a product that changed his life after he was diagnosed as clinically obese…

 

[HughTwo]

Collagen drinks "definitely" stopped Dirty Pete having a hip replacement.
I think they may have helped his knees too, but I don't want to make a claim without any foundation

 

[galesgal57]

Jezza has definitely taken something tonight. He's acting like a hyperactive idiot. 3 crappy keyrings for £7.99. A duck money box, and no doubt those plastic parrots Paul Becque had this morning will make an appearance. Billy Hunt watches coming up. Fancy having to stay up until 2am flogging such tat.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

OMG has this bloke been sniffing glueView attachment 29593

Where is his low rent t-shirt?

 

[Battiola73]

Jezza has definitely taken something tonight. He's acting like a hyperactive idiot. 3 crappy keyrings for £7.99. A duck money box, and no doubt those plastic parrots Paul Becque had this morning will make an appearance. Billy Hunt watches coming up. Fancy having to stay up until 2am flogging such tat.

Those key rings were really crappy weren’t they? Wonder how long those stones would stay in. Not long if they were in my handbag with all the stuff I have in mine. When last looked he was flogging a broom and I wondered if he was auditioning for grown up version of Ha..y P.tt.r. That’s for the part for the broom not HP.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Where is his low rent t-shirt?

Above wearing one? They ration them out? Couldn’t stretch to £9.99 and a John Bull printing set for a holiday cover shift?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Lovely to see Our Bev standing in for Peter this evening… Have you seen those upturned bristles on the grey brush? Unbelievable..

This image of a transgender Bet is truly frightening.

There is a touch of Psycho here and one could imagine Peter going home to his dark turret and changing into Bet and wearing female fashions bought on IW.

One day he will forget to wash off the mascara and eyeliner and his secret will be out.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

With most shopping television presenters, you can picture what is likely to be a life outside of work. With Simon- you have absolutely no remotely accurate idea. Probably how he very much wants it to be.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

God, this woman this morning could have been used for nagging torture at Guantanamo Bay. Probably more effective than water boarding.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Those key rings were really crappy weren’t they? Wonder how long those stones would stay in. Not long if they were in my handbag with all the stuff I have in mine. When last looked he was flogging a broom and I wondered if he was auditioning for grown up version of Ha..y P.tt.r. That’s for the part for the broom not HP.

Strange, Mike M was flogging these the other night and apparently they were flying out? Surely they can't have any stock left ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Quality of the bristles looked appalling. Completely ineffective for the intended tasks.

 

[galesgal57]

Clearance Carnival still on, Christmas chopping boards, £35 says Pedro, selling for £7.99. Muriel bought one of course. They were flimsy as fu*k. Looks like he's got the "stone" garden creatures coming up. When will this cavalcade of tat end?