Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh the perfumes...Oh the class...Oh the notes. Less than 15 of them.

 

[Battiola73]

Wasting his Sunday selling cheap and nasty grabbers for presumably peanuts? Making beeping noises. He actually looks a good and encouraging life coach, from what I’ve seen. I genuinely cannot see what these people get intellectually from this? Money wise? 200 quid for the morning, plus LVs?

Probably for the boasting factor to his mates and for kudos n his cv when he’s advertising for his life coach business, Wouldn’t want home as my life coach though as I don’t want to be a loud mouthed lying shyster.

 

[Battiola73]

I think there's something wrong with my YouTube feed. Its just shown large parrot figurines and him speaking like a parrott.

Maybe I'm hallucinating...

galesgal57, you got there before me!

For some reason I’ve always envisioned him as Orville!

 

[Herring]

DisinGenevieve right now: "I'm really fussy about the products I bring you".

You forgot the word 'not' there, Gen.

I've seen more tempting tat on the top of jumble sale tables than IW's wobbly one…

 

[Battiola73]

He’s on his second bowl of Marks cooking

He’ll be off with food poisoning then

 

[galesgal57]

For some reason I’ve always envisioned him as Orville!

He sounds as though he's got someone's hand shoved up his jacksy.

 

[Herring]

Nothing says "we care about our products and impressing viewers" like putting a bashed up box on screen.

Imagine QVC doing that.

And she was talking about how (in addition to the knock off perfumes not just smelling like Estée Lauder, but being the exact same 'notes', nothing extra) the packaging is "so similar to Dolce & Gabbana in its style" – yeah, but not in condition, eh?

Earlier with Paul Beque…

A certain famous comedy sketch comes to mind… but is it the parrot that's dead, stiff, and ceased to be, or the last of IW's integrity?

In that screenshot he looks like he's manning the customer returns desk at Home Bargains.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

DisinGenevieve right now: "I'm really fussy about the products I bring you".

You forgot the word 'not' there, Gen.

I've seen more tempting tat on the top of jumble sale tables than IW's wobbly one…

As she reluctantly squirts a 10 quid bottle of scent she would have ‘Himself’ vacuum up immediately if it entered the house - he is usually kept outside. ‘HiMSELF!!!’ - get yer self inside now and remove this piece of vile tat.

 

[cheeky chappie]

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Nothing says "we care about our products and impressing viewers" like putting a bashed up box on screen.

Imagine QVC doing that.

And she was talking about how (in addition to the knock off perfumes not just smelling like Estée Lauder, but being the exact same 'notes', nothing extra) the packaging is "so similar to Dolce & Gabbana in its style" – yeah, but not in condition, eh?

Earlier with Paul Beque…

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A certain famous comedy sketch comes to mind… but is it the parrot that's dead, stiff, and ceased to be, or the last of IW's integrity?

In that screenshot he looks like he's manning the customer returns desk at Home Bargains.

We all have our own taste but I'm afraid from my perspective, those parrots are the epitome of cheap tat. They are hideous.

I've actually bought three dozen of them to dot around my front garden, just to p1ss the neighbours off

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter on with a slimming belt tonight - do we think the infamous blue shorts will get an outing?
Not only are they creased, not only are they crusty, they are are a joy for those who enjoy prehistoric sportswear, ok

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sneak preview….

 

[galesgal57]

Sneak preview….

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Made me laugh and heave at the same time.

 

[galesgal57]

Sneak preview….

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Old crusty crotch himself.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Pete the Cheat with more fings wot light up.

Little fings please Little minds.

Given the number of products wot light up there must be an AWFUL lot of Little minds at IW.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Not only not only not only....

Multi buy multi buy multi buy

OK OK OK

He's like a talking dummy.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

When were those pieces of Chinese tat £29.99 on there?? Multi-Buy, my arse…

 

[Lord Helpus]

Not only do they light up at night he says

But they light up during the day as well!!!

That's really useful.

Cheers Pete you utter cretin.

 

[Samki]

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Not only not only not only....

Multi buy multi buy multi buy

OK OK OK

He's like a talking dummy.

He reminds me of the corky doll in the film Magic - with that maniacal look in his eyes

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Lovely to see Our Bev standing in for Peter this evening… Have you seen those upturned bristles on the grey brush? Unbelievable..

 

[Gooner1963]

Use the air freshners as a deodorant he's finally lost the plot if he ever ******* had it