Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

I don't think he's drawn breath yet.

 

[galesgal57]

Duchamp Radillion on again tonight. No doubt Pedro will have Jean Paul on speed dial.

 

[Gooner1963]

The Greek knot on the sandal elongates the foot yeah so you can look like a Hobbit is he ******* nuts

 

[galesgal57]

I couldn't give a who his crew are.

 

[galesgal57]

The sandals will look sensational with an evening dress! Only if you want to look like a total t**t.

 

[galesgal57]

The only Ibiza bubble party Pedro ever went to was dressed as Ronald McDonald.

 

[haribo]

"It's a bubble mania fest!" Must admit its impressive how exciting Peter Simon can make flea market tat sound.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

Peter says he bought 6 of the kids bubble machines. Leave some for Muriel Pete!!!

 

[PhædrusR]

I bet you have to fight off hoardes of people wanting to ask about your timepieces. I hope you've got them on your insurance.

I tell a lie, I *was* approached about my watch once.

Two young 'lads' spotted my watch and said 'nice watch, have you got the time mate?"

With my hands put firmly in pockets, I replied "9:30" (pm, I'd checked 3mins earlier) and walked on.

Yes, they were probably going to mug/steal it if I'd stopped and been unaware.

Tip: if anyone approaches you about your watch, in a bar or anywhere... run!

 

[PhædrusR]

Peter says he bought 6 of the kids bubble machines. Leave some for Muriel Pete!!!

Probably so he can sit in the park and attract an audience to show off in front of.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He just said he wants to stick his sausage in Chef Mark The Masterbaker's two crusty rolls. Or is that just the way he walks?

 

[galesgal57]

He just said he wants to stick his sausage in Chef Mark The Masterbaker's two crusty rolls. Or is that just the way he walks?

It won't be the first time, mucky old sod.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s comments like that, what makes you wonder how he still has a job

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It won't be the first time, mucky old sod.

I'm sorry...Oh him you mean....

 

[cheeky chappie]

He’s just naming a list of trouser types that you could wear with the ugly sandals and they not only give you comfort but they give you ‘airibility of foot’.

My 20 year old y-fronts that are full of holes give me airibility of ass ...

 

[Muttley]

Aren't we lucky, Pedro is bringing us more ugly handbags, a snip at £49.99.

 

[ronzy75]

Jubilee bracelet??????? Muppet as I've always said, these watches are worth no more than one of the flexi payments, ie £150 at most

 

[Hammy60]

Jubilee bracelet??????? Muppet

Every bracelet is a Jubilee to him.

 

[ronzy75]

Every bracelet is a Jubilee to him.

I hesitate to text in and mention Genta style, he'll be using that for all the other watches as it's a new word for him

 

[Hammy60]

Imagine paying £2,250 for that, there is nothing about that watch to justify that price, even IW's £600 is hard to justify, the case & movement don't justify it and the brand's history, non existent heritage & status certainly doesn't.