Poor Yiannis, too boring even for Create & Craft.
Did you also buy the felt tip pens to create exclusive art in your spare time? Or the cane to keep you steady while walking? No? You probably missed out on the canes because they didn't show them muchYou lot can laugh and poke fun all you like, however I've bought the foldable spade to dig holes for my 'flamingo power Britain' scheme.
I've also bought the pro drone to record my endeavours.
And a Nubeo watch to keep me on time.
And the bubble gun toy to celebrate with bubbles after every 1000 flamingos installed.
And one of their air fryers to cook my food.
And the red light mask thing to keep me looking good for any tv interviews.
And the red light hand mitts to refresh my tired hands.
And Gammon scent to keep me smelling ok.
So yeah, make fun ...
There are three main reasons why I chose to buy from a retailer: good reputation as a seller, and quality and competitively priced goods. In fact, I would rather pay more for something sold by a seller I trust than to buy anything cheaper from one I don’t.
I haven't seen much of him on IW but he doesn't have me shouting at the TV screen within 20 seconds like some of the other presenters do. So that's a point in his favour.
Yes, he wears a Tag Heur and I realise now that that is not the brand that gets you noticed
No, not like a William Hunt or a Swan & Edgar or a Nubeo Moonwalker. They really get one noticed. Cor Blimey yus as Mike of the Masons would say.
I did buy the pens to sign autographs as I'll almost certainly become more and more famous as I work my way around the coastline.Did you also buy the felt tip pens to create exclusive art in your spare time? Or the cane to keep you steady while walking? No? You probably missed out on the canes because they didn't show them much
Great reply. When channel hopping last night I think IW was selling a watch. I can recall thinking even if it was a genuine tier one brand at a great price, I wouldn't buy the watch from them even if I wanted it. Why? Due to the points you make. I don't want to buy anything of actual quality from an establishment (selly telly or otherwise) that exudes anything but quality.
When you're rich and famous please don't forget your friends on here. We can say we knew Cheeky Chappie before IW made him famous
tbh I probably will become rich. I'm being told a LOT of money will almost certainly come in via donations to the cause. This will ALL be used for good causes. For example I'll need a few 5 bed mansions dotted around the coast, purely to ensure I can monitor the flamingo's to ensure they keep on spinning. And a Ferrari to move from mansion to mansion. And a private jet for those times when I urgently need to get from one end of the UK to the other to repair a flamingo.When you're rich and famous please don't forget your friends on here. We can say we knew Cheeky Chappie before IW made him famous
I spent a week in jail for doing something similar. How the heck was I to know my neighbour would be sunbathing topless?!?
I thought he'd gone back to selling encyclopedias - badly.
There's no 'drone phone, phone drone' at least Richard is competent in his selling patter, even if he does over egg the pudding. Haven't seen any of the IW drone sessions but will have to have a look
I have bought a couple of items because they were not available anywhere else at the price, but I don't like to buy things if I can avoid it because e,g those memory stick pens, they were charging P&P for 2 pens. Yet previous to that they were selling 2 pens together (and the 1 P&P) so their system can more often than not, shaft you with P&P. What I ordered came in a plain box but the returns sheet/invoice had the IW logo on it but nothing else from what I can remember
The stuff has to be delivered in plain packaging as it's almost as embarrassing being a recipient of IW products as being a recipient of 'adult goods' which are also typically sent in plain packaging ... so I'm told!
