Random musings and general banter.

[Latearrival]

Reminds me of the line from "Dinnerladies" can you smell my Charlie?

Sorry but that made me giggle
My 17 year old dogs kidney’s are failing, her Name is CHARLIE and due to her Kidney problems her breath ´absolutely STINKS

 

[Muttley]

I hated Poison, used to give me migraines

 

[Muttley]

Sorry but that made me giggle
My 17 year old dogs kidney’s are failing, her Name is CHARLIE and due to her Kidney problems her breath ´absolutely STINKS

Poor Charlie, 17 is a good age though.

 

[galesgal57]

My favourite comedy! I never tire of it.

Victoria Wood was a genius.

 

[Latearrival]

Nothing to be sad about SAMKI in dog years she’s pretty old she has canine dementia, petite mal seizures, arthritis as well as the kidney failure but she’s a force unto herself, often forgets she’s old and acts like a puppy expecting us to play/chase her.


Whatever you do don’t tell her, we are going on holiday this weekend for a week to the coast. She hates getting WET.
Take her on the beach and get too near the waves and she spays out her legs plants all fours in the sand and refuses to move.

Beauty Pick of the Month June

Liz Earle Rose & Wild Eucalyptus Cleanse & Polish 250ml & Cloths

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27.96 free postage

 

[Latearrival]

Poor Charlie, 17 is a good age though.

Very Good
I had two dogs my other one past a year ago Toby was old at 15 so she’s doing really well at 17

 

[Latearrival]

Buy that girls it’s a bag it’s blue it’s green it’s red
You get two, look how big they are.
Never Blummin mind how heavy they might get if you carry more than one.
Think glamour think bohemian
So little stock, multi buy now
They are drematic and bold do not miss out
Weekends away shopping and on and on.
Easy wipe clean
They are flying out
They have HANDLES

 

[Muttley]

Buy that girls it’s a bag it’s blue it’s green it’s red
You get two, look how big they are.
Never Blummin mind how heavy they might get if you carry more than one.
Think glamour think bohemian
So little stock, multi buy now
They are drematic and bold do not miss out
Weekends away shopping and on and on.
Easy wipe clean
They are flying out
They have HANDLES

Don't forget he urged you to multi-buy if you can

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

Very Good
I had two dogs my other one past a year ago Toby was old at 15 so she’s doing really well at 17

We had a dog named Toby too. A rescue. We called him ****s.

 

[Latearrival]

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We had a dog named Toby too. A rescue. We called him ****s.

we or should I say I called him toddles or Toby wobble and sometimes Toblerone but very rarely just plain Toby

 

[PhædrusR]

I watched some Outnumbered last night, so funny especially as the children didn’t have a script half the time.

Apparently Outnumbered is coming back for Christmas as well as Gavin and Stacey

@Jazzydrury was that a repeat then? The kids seemed older.

 

[Jazzydrury]

@Jazzydrury was that a repeat then? The kids seemed older.

Yes

 

[cheeky chappie]

I thought the parasol with lights for £99.99 wasn't too bad value wise ...

... then I discovered you can buy one for £57.99 elsewhere (£42.99 without base)

Harrier 2.7m Crank & Tilt Parasol [Solar LED - Grey]

Heavy-duty steel Garden Parasols by Harrier. Available with Solar LED & base upgrade options, these parasols feature a 2.7m wide UV30+ garden umbrella which offers excellent shade. Complete with crank & tilt mechanism. White\/Cream, Dark Red, Dark Green, Black & Grey available.

www.networldsports.co.uk

It's kind of weird (not really) they profess to be the home of great value, but they aren't.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I thought the parasol with lights for £99.99 wasn't too bad value wise ...

... then I discovered you can buy one for £57.99 elsewhere (£42.99 without base)

Harrier 2.7m Crank & Tilt Parasol [Solar LED - Grey]

Heavy-duty steel Garden Parasols by Harrier. Available with Solar LED & base upgrade options, these parasols feature a 2.7m wide UV30+ garden umbrella which offers excellent shade. Complete with crank & tilt mechanism. White\/Cream, Dark Red, Dark Green, Black & Grey available.

www.networldsports.co.uk

It's kind of weird (not really) they profess to be the home of great value, but they aren't.

Their only advantage is their presentations which often aren't very good, full of hype, false comparisons and infantile waffle. Anyone with any nous could save themselves ££s by watching and then buying elsewhere.

 

[Battiola73]

Open your mouth swallow your face is on. Don’t know if she’s been “Natalied” but her eyes are almost as big as her gob. She’s flogging One Truth Serum, does that mean if the presenters use it, they’ll stop telling porkies?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter said he would pay £500

 

[Jazzydrury]

Open your mouth swallow your face is on. Don’t know if she’s been “Natalied” but her eyes are almost as big as her gob. She’s flogging One Truth Serum, does that mean if the presenters use it, they’ll stop telling porkies?

She does look different

 

[Muttley]

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Peter said he would pay £500

I hope there was a fire extinguisher in the studio when he said that (liar, liar, pants on fire).

Or he was telling the truth. You decide

 

[galesgal57]

Peter said he would pay £500

Even though he can "Ill afford it"?

 

[Lord Helpus]

M

I hope there was a fire extinguisher in the studio when he said that (liar, liar, pants on fire).

Or he was telling the truth. You decide

Nobody could ever accuse Peter Simon of being truthful.

His track record is impeccable - he exaggerates, he lies, every story he tells is made up and/or modified to suit whatever he is selling. His insincerity is without question, his product knowledge unfathomable, his health negotiable and his attempts at humour risible.

He is a legend in his own lunch time, a man for all treasons, an ***** any village would be proud of. Need I say more?