Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

Hah someone texted in asking Joe what happened to his apron from the Texas chainsaw Massacre, he said it was in his dressing room and Mike added 'With the chainsaw'

Yes, he needs that to keep Pedro at bay.....

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Mike says Natalia 'Wants me bad'

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He can keep her upper lips in the boot to compliment his tyre repair kit.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

To me, it looks like a play school clock.

He hasn't sold either after half an hour.

The gang ain't biting mate.

Move on Mike.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

He can keep her upper lips in the boot to compliment his tyre repair kit.

Needs a whole power-bank’s worth of charge to inflate those, mind…

 

[Lord Helpus]

Natalia is talking dragons blood.

How long until she speaks about the human variety???

 

[ianrobo111]

Natalia is talking dragons blood.

How long until she speaks about the human variety???

has she spoken about drinking your own piss yet ??

Or how you can combat Covid with vitamin D and Intermercin ? she gives those vibes off of a uber crank/wellness guru

 

[Lord Helpus]

I'd like to see after pictures of all the IW3 viewers who have transformed their looks with these wonder devices. Not just testimonial letters and emails.

It's funny that we don't see any.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

has she spoken about drinking your own piss yet ??

Or how you can combat Covid with vitamin D and Intermercin ? she gives those vibes off of a uber crank/wellness guru

Aren't they all too busy taking it?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Natalia isn’t back until the weekend

 

[Jazzydrury]

Lindsey now not sure who’s worse

 

[Lord Helpus]

I have to say QVC is so much slicker than IW3, the presenters are more professional.

Are they using IW3 as their bargain basement? If so, why try to flog overpriced items on this channel like the Play School Nubeo watch?

They'd be better just doing the cheapo stuff.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Lindsey is doing a speech about the ASA and that all shopping channels have to tell the truth, and be accurate LOL

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If the ASA can do anything of benefit to the consumer whatsoever, then it is getting them to stop those unsourced Not a Direct Comparison routine they do currently. For me, a completely unacceptable way of doing things. Never done by either of the previous versions. You feel some production youth with pimples dreamt it up on their milk and Potato Puffs break.

 

[Gray]

Lindsey is doing a speech about the ASA and that all shopping channels have to tell the truth, and be accurate LOL

Someone needs to have a word with Pedro, Foghorn, Disingenuous and Vol-au-vent.

 

[User 23988]

I have to say QVC is so much slicker than IW3, the presenters are more professional.

Are they using IW3 as their bargain basementy? If so, why try to flog overpriced items on this channel like the Play School Nubeo watch?

They'd be better just doing the cheapo stuff.

QVC maybe more slicker but it’s still just as slimy delboy 2sizes2small to name just two, don’t judge this book as something better

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Flint peels a banana in her pocket but she’s not mean.

 

[Lord Helpus]

QVC maybe more slicker but it’s still just as slimy delboy 2sizes2small to name just two, don’t judge this book as something better

Slicker doesn't mean better I agree.

I know I'm a cynic about TV shopping but I do occasionally order something. QVC ran a special deal on a 10 piece waterless car washing kit which is great value. Although I did it online.

If the cap fits...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’ve ordered quite a few items from CVQ over the years. Tech, vacuums, chocolates, other bits.. Never had an issue, other than with the archaic ordering processes, and general lack of customer input in how your goods are received and when. I think Ned Ludd was their website coordinator. But he was too innovative and they moved him on.

 

[Muttley]

Mike says Natalia 'Wants me bad'

Yes, but she only wants him to clean out her septic tank by hand...