Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Now…This watch should be £2700 elsewhere… But yer can’t get the fu…elsewhere. Er..Michael?? Why did you give me and you that line? It don’t make no sense?? We can’t say fings like that to these discerning punters, can we now? I can’t say with my credibility in tact this is the cheapest you can buy a watch for that you can’t get nowhere else?? Sorry, Mike, of course we are right, aren’t you. Just say this instead.. This watch should be £2700 elsewhere, but nobody elsewhere is going sell it for anywhere near £2700. Cushty?

 

[Lord Helpus]

To me, it looks like a play school clock.

He hasn't sold either after half an hour.

The gang ain't biting mate.

Move on Mike.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

We watch it too much on here. When you have seen him and others do that huge price drop routine one hundred times or more, you get wise to it. There must be people who are hearing it for the first time and snap one….still don’t buy…Who is going to part with £1300 watching a bloke filmed through an APS camera in a Photo-Me booth on a station dangerously close to the Fantasy Channel?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mike has a tough gig tonight.

First the most expensive Nubeo in the world at a massive discount but "what you can't buy nowhere else."

And now the solid gold ladies watch which Patio Pete waxed lyrical about only two days ago but amazingly didn't sell out.

Long night, Mike.

Back to ya £9.99 bargains boy.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Those vile plastic Harry Monks now. Nice decor for a downmarket Thai brothel. Just got some more back in the business. Of course you have. Of course you have…

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mini Buddha water features.

That's more like it Mike.

Them watches weren't shifting.

I can picture one of them little gold monks between my garden shed and washing line.

For furty quid that's gotta be a winner.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Why that awful music over his voice?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Those vile plastic Harry Monks now. Nice decor for a downmarket Thai brothel. Just got some more back in the business. Of course you have. Of course you have…

He'd left some in the van hadn't he?

Silly old sausage Mike.

He'd forget 'is 'ead if it weren't riveted on.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Why that awful music over his voice?

Fink it's from Morrisons Market Street.

 

[galesgal57]

When Pedro had these Buddha's last week, he said plug them in in a bathroom?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mike is doing his "ah grasshopper" King Fu bit.

Suggesting that we can talk to these little plastic figures and tell them all our troubles and they will calm us. No need to travel to Tibet.

Marvellous.

 

[galesgal57]

A mention of the worry angels from Mike. When Peter used to sell them, he made me feel so angry with his pathetic attempts at making people feel like they really needed one just to survive.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Time to watch Bangers and Cash…No…not a euphemism for Firestone Lips and Upside Down Head..

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Camping, festivals, hiking, etc.

Mind you those are things done by others in the populace that are outside the usual selly telly demographic.

I have a powerbank for my TASCAM digital recorders. I Velcro them to the unit and if I'm recording an event or interview it gives me a good few hours more than double A's. I have a spare powerbank in my laptop bag (large backpack). I have a few cables and so if I get caught short or my phone dies I can get a bit of charge. handy when out and about or travelling

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

A did a scroll back on YouTube to see the powerbanks and of course 'Quincy' gets a shout out hah

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Apparently 'Quincy' is buying powerbanks AND batteries

 

[Wanderer]

Groan.

Not the bluddy Nubeos again.

£1299 for that monstrosity?

Mike has less than 3 left.

Is that 2 then Mike?

Just a guess.

He means the ones he's left with on the stall.....

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Joe says his leather apron is his winter apron

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

just scrolling through the pans and Mike was joking 'we can always get Mark back' as Joe was getting in his shot

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Hah someone texted in asking Joe what happened to his apron from the Texas chainsaw Massacre, he said it was in his dressing room and Mike added 'With the chainsaw'