Random musings and general banter.

[Gooner1963]

Unless that drain blaster had a lot bigger rubber foot on it it could not do toilets it looks like it's for sinks only the lying *******

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro needs to get his testosterone levels checked out. It could be 1 of the reasons for his night sweats.

Either that, or R Bet.

 

[Gooner1963]

Will he show us how to change the combination No ...................................... no because he hasn't got a clue how to do it & he must be the most VILE person on tv

 

[Gooner1963]

The 4 mug candles he just lit will be on the way to some punter soon

 

[User 23988]

The picture quality on this channel is terrible,I’ve got a fairly decent tv,Pedro gurning through a fog is a real treat.
If only he would shut his gob for a few minutes,please Dr Lobitov give him a truth serum or better still soap to wash his mouth out!

 

[galesgal57]

Spouting more unfounded claims about the sodding socks again.

 

[galesgal57]

Going on again about the socks helping to heal diabetic wounds. This is totally untrue. Anybody with these type of wounds would not be allowed to wear the socks directly against the skin. I've had quite a few of those injuries, and have to have them dressed regularly.

 

[Gooner1963]

Going on again about the socks helping to heal diabetic wounds. This is totally untrue. Anybody with these type of wounds would not be allowed to wear the socks directly against the skin. I've had quite a few of those injuries, and have to have them dressed regularly.

They get away with it by saying MAY help

 

[galesgal57]

Foot rot? Are there many first world War soldiers returning from the trenches?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Dr. Simon may cure you. No, Dr. Simon WILL cure you. No..these £2 a pair socks Will cure diabetic circulation problems. Er.. They may cure circulation problems. This medicine wagon wants shifting to the next outpost before the natives at this one have tried out these miracle cures and potions and want to find the good Doctor again to give him a piece of their minds. What a way to eke out your stipend…It’s not only the static and the impregnated ladies who Will need these..Erm..May need them.

 

[galesgal57]

They are obviously having trouble shifting them. Many things we are not allowed to say for medical reasons he says. What a load of bollocks, he has covered every medical condition known to man. And he's just said its Friday!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Just stick him on Oxford Street with three tumblers, some dice, a couple of lookouts, and an open suitcase of these socks. He’d probably bring in more money.

It’s an interesting and a questionable technique…You first say something WILL help to set the seed of belief. And then immediately after it, you say it MAY help. Simon is doing it numerous times with these wretched socks. And still he doesn’t sell any?

 

[headintheclouds]

I was just about to post that, Galesgal!

‘Lovely to see you this Friday afternoon’ he says. It’s effin’ Tuesday, you clown

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Those copper socks would sell better in the charge room….CAN HELP/MAY HELP…The place is a law unto itself. Completely unregulated in any serious manner. Any BS will do.

 

[Gooner1963]

I've noticed he doesn't mention Dr Lobitoff anymore wonder if he's had a bollocking no pun intended

 

[galesgal57]

I was just about to post that, Galesgal!

‘Lovely to see you this Friday afternoon’ he says. It’s effin’ Tuesday, you clown

See, you're hooked like the rest of us.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His archaic ‘comic’ patter is completely unacceptable nowadays. Similar to watching Mind Your Language or The Comedians today. There is no way he would get anywhere near mainstream programming these days or this century to date. Which probably explains why he is sniggering away to himself, trying to flog cheap socks on a shopping channel.

 

[headintheclouds]

In discovering this channel, I feel as though I’ve stumbled upon a combination of Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out and The Twilight Zone. I honestly can’t believe this codswallop exists! Its market-stall tat meets hallucinogenic drugs meets A.S.A-skirting hard sell.
I can’t take my eyes off it…for all the wrong reasons.

 

[galesgal57]

In discovering this channel, I feel as though I’ve stumbled upon a combination of Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out and The Twilight Zone. I honestly can’t believe this codswallop exists! Its market-stall tat meets hallucinogenic drugs meets A.S.A-skirting hard sell.
I can’t take my eyes off it…for all the wrong reasons.

Welcome to our club!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

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