Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I said it, Charlie…I said it.. I said Hammy twice.. Good boy, Walter. Just keep following orders…Ok? Oh Okay..

 

[Keep Going]

There is nothing this watch can’t do
It has animation it’s gonna win a bafta next year

Pedro better watch it maybe knock him off his awarding winning streak!

 

[Keep Going]

Look at this he says.....yeah look at this 1980s game on a watch!

 

[Latearrival]

Look at this he says.....yeah look at this 1980s game on a watch!

Does it play chess though.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Buy one…No…buy one for each room, each day of the year…Charlie, your Highness…How many left? 10…Thousand…Oh…no…10….Even you hate watches buy a box full…Just Buy…..Buy…Buy…

 

[Keep Going]

Jees now he is trying to hypnotize the viewer....breathe in breathe out he says, open the door and walk out I say.

 

[Keep Going]

Does anyone know a speed skater?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Another one of their fantasy anonymous price comparisons.. I can only tell you the facts…Of course, Walter. There’s a good lad…Medication time…

 

[Keep Going]

Absolute no mention of a warranty or anything close to it!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Doesn't even bother him either, he's won awards after all...

worst TV presenter of the year

 

[Latearrival]

your life in a watch
Really

 

[Keep Going]

Coming up next the worlds most dangerous travel iron, how do you open or close it when warm? no easy way of doing that, and imagine early in the morning in a hotel room in a rush to get to the airport or train station where exactly do you put a red hot iron? carry it through the airport or train station etc in your other hand??

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s like the reductions counter in the PDSA shop. I think you’d struggle to press a handkerchief with that iron. Or is it an iron for a doll’s house? Even the settings label looks low rent. He’s had a moment. Looks like he seized up in the thought department.

 

[galesgal57]

It’s like the reductions counter in the PDSA shop. I think you’d struggle to press a handkerchief with that iron. Or is it an iron for a doll’s house? Even the settings label looks low rent.

Don't think it would be very effective on denim.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Well, I just find it absolutely staggering that they’re not using it to iron any clothes in the demonstration??!! Missing out on a real opportunity on showing the effectiveness of this iron on a nice pair of creased denim jeans or linen shirt. Yet another one of their mimed demonstrations.

 

[Mommabear]

Jeremy had this on earlier and he said it would be ideal to iron your tie

Got to be a contender for the worst product ever lol

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Ewing…Our Bobby…Our Tamsin…Our Miss Ellie…Our Cliff…More new family…

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Well, I just find it absolutely staggering that they’re not using it to iron any clothes in the demonstration??!! Missing out on a real opportunity on showing the effectiveness of this iron on a nice pair of creased denim jeans or linen shirt. Yet another one of their mimed demonstrations.

There was a show on ITV in the 80s, in the mode of Playschool, where the presenters mimed everything. It was called 'Let's Pretend', sometimes it feels like a version of that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s just the stuff you’d pass on at a car boot…Item after item…

Walter…It’s Charlie aged 12, your line manager… Ok? Okay?? Who were those family members you just included? What family members, oh Leader, okay? Your family members are Our Brian..Our Carole…Our Bet…Our Fido…Not Our Ewen…Our Tamsin??.. Keep Up, Walter…Do!!

 

[Keep Going]

A designer charging cable he says.....this is off the scale tonight!