Random musings and general banter.

[Xennial]

Earlier today, TJC was selling that Opatra cap. Over 150 items were sold and according to the screen, there were only 81 left.

Oh no, Sally the gardening expert.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Talking manure would be her best gardening presentation skill.

 

[Xennial]

Sally just told Joe her stand mixer cost her £500, must be a KitchenAid one. She is currently selling a £139.99 black and decker stand mixer.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

She's off sugar. Just have a dollop of Eton Mess. But she's off sugar for 2 weeks now (today doesn't count apparently)

 

[Xennial]

Nice one Joe. He just said this Morphy Richards toaster is like you Sally, it has a massive mouth so you can fit loads in.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She no doubt has a Dualit one at home. She put the Ms in Mouth and Materialistic.

 

[Xennial]

I have seen it all now. A £9.99 folding camping chair that ts on pre-order. The demand for this will be astronomical!

 

[Keep Going]

Mike is the best of the three

If a bag of rocks was involved Mike may end up 2nd best.

 

[Xennial]

Community care up next, aka Jess and Pedro.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Community care up next, aka Jess and Pedro.

His name wasn’t on the Sky EPG thing, thought it was just Jess

Coming up at 4pm, 2 hours of Joe, Peter and Jess in that kitchen set that will go wrong

 

[Keep Going]

Coming up at 4pm Pedro is cleaning out his 1988 Merc and will show us how to get Josh's dog hairs of the velour look seats with a luxury hair lifting sellotape!!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Community care up next, aka Jess and Pedro.

Come on Peter, what else do we do with our laundry? Yes very good you're doing so well (Matron, when's lunch?)

 

[Xennial]

All these items around them look similar to the tat you got inside the Betterware catalogue.

 

[Xennial]

His name wasn’t on the Sky EPG thing, thought it was just Jess

Coming up at 4pm, 2 hours of Joe, Peter and Jess in that kitchen set that will go wrong

Pedro will be knocking one out over the last of the Rangemate stock.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Damp in his bedroom, that’s just Bet getting Peter excitied

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Damp in his bedroom, that’s just Bet getting Peter excitied

 

[Xennial]

Better get Alan Ennis in with the Absodry.

 

[Jazzydrury]

How is buying both a great option, when you save err Nothing

 

[Xennial]

Just put some shake n Vac down to get your freshness back.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Sure you can buy the Box type in Poundland