Random musings and general banter.

[Ali Kamman]

“It has been an extraordinary night.”

Or, when you think your mic is off, “a disaster”.

 

[Keep Going]

“It has been an extraordinary night.”

Or, when you think your mic is off, “a disaster”.

Maybe he means since i've wrote my own P45....

 

[Jazzydrury]

Good to see you back posting Jazzy hope all is decent and getting better, keep posting as you do Jazzy

Thanks just get my days

Why Is he keep mentioning a shredder you can’t buy yet

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mouthpiece on at 10…Time to switch off.

 

[Keep Going]

Thanks just get my days

Why Is he keep mentioning a shredder you can’t buy yet

Your welcome. Pedro will say what suits the sale... Take it easy and take care Jazzy

 

[Jazzydrury]

It doesn’t matter, where you are or who you are, somebody loves you

If it’s you who loves me Peter, I’d rather stay single

 

[Duke of Cheese]

A poor evening of entertainment from Peters. By the sounds of his comments not meant for broadcast - a poor evening for sales also. A rare contrast and gift for observers to hear the reality instead of the hysterical hype.

 

[Keep Going]

It doesn’t matter, where you are or who you are, somebody loves you

If it’s you who loves me Peter, I’d rather stay single

Mind....Somebo....from r'bet to....shoe.....to shovel....to Charlie......from Bungalow to two up to two down....from mop to brush.....from loves you...to sombo......Julian is in Clare....y is in....Boris....to Yelt.....we were just saying....

 

[Herring]

Grabbed a recording of Pedro's "hot mic" comments. Revelatory as always. 'av a gab.

Off-air he says "I knew that bag wouldn't sell", yet on-air whilst selling it was telling us X, Y, and Z were in, we need to be quick, go the phones, etc.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sadly, with some presenters, there are no boundaries to what they will say. I mean…if there was no fear of being caught, we’d all be walking through the self-scans with full trollies not scanned. Well, some of us, at least.

 

[Keep Going]

Grabbed a recording of Pedro's "hot mic" comments. Revelatory as always. 'av a gab.

Off-air he says "I knew that bag wouldn't sell", yet on-air whilst selling it was telling us X, Y, and Z were in, we need to be quick, go the phones, etc.

Not that we needed it....but side ways glances at the "text machine" are just that..side ways glances at what isnt selling!! Pedro is actually a danger, he is damaged goods....I wouldnt have him her it they them near the public!! IW mk3 have learned nothing!!!

 

[Herring]

Transcript (bold is Peter Simon):

"Don't miss it: it's the pick of the day. We've even got a 4 XL in this… Well done if you got that vacuum"

Break starts.

"Urgh. Well that, Charlie… That was a disaster wasn't it? What? Maybe we should've just stuck on that massager do you think? [talkback]. Right. Oh, that was a pain wasn't it? It was a weak hour though… I knew that bag wouldn't sell. [female in studio says something]. Oh, did we? No, they've had enough of it haven't they. Ahh well, name of the game."

Someone walks in to the studio talking, but not to Peter…

"Hi Jordan. "You alright?" Yeah, not so bad. "You seen the results?" No. "Do you wanna know?" Yeh. "2-1 United". Fuuu… That's made my night Jordan. No—" mic is cut.

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"name of the game" sounded a LOT like "never again" until I put my earphones in.

 

[ianrobo111]

looks like I missed a special Moment, did anyone grab it ??

 

[Keep Going]

It's all just so amateur, Schpelling mischtakes, dull grafiks, low kwalitay prsemtars, non direct indirect cum..paris is ons...car boot sail....s.....producks....then we have Mike of the Simons and Pedro of the Masons to com.com the situation.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Yeah Mike is more clued on

Yeah he's more likely trying to blag a coffee. I saw him the other day and he pulled out a take away coffee cup that he said someone made him and was stashing it under the desk. And to be fair to him, I'd be doing that myself

 

[User 23988]

Sounds like the wheels are coming off?
Pedro looking on bemused,don’t worry the rattan the rattan will save us all

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Joanne's mic is playing up, is that fate??

 

[Herring]

Joanne's mic is playing up, is that fate??

Small mercies.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Small mercies.

I spoke too soon she 'fixed it' herself

 

[Muttley]

Regarding Peter's 'microphone malfunction', at least when the gallery clowns read this they know that some of us heard it (not me, sadly). And shared it. Herring even kindly provided a transcript

They may have thought they got away with it...