Random musings and general banter.

[Keep Going]

Are his trousers sewn together at the knees.....why is he sat like that?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He reminds me of Private Dancer by Tina Turner. Lumpy Bumpy…Lumpy Bumpy… Lumpy Bumpy..

 

[Keep Going]

Go for it Pedro, we all know you want to do it...."oooh not only does it massage the balls.....just av a buy....r'bet is in"

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Backs, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

He's just said we're limited sock

 

[Duke of Cheese]

No Way… to Repeat… is that belt creating that reaction…I’ve seen better method acting at Crossroads’ reception.

 

[Keep Going]

He is going to do himself an injury here some of these positions he is in with this massager!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

If we had a lumpy bumpy drinking game we'd all be pickled

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My God…that awful bag…How many variants, Charlie? Er…Tacky…Vile…and Vulgar, Oh Master.

The Gold..IP on these…You should do, mate

 

[Mommabear]

He is going to do himself an injury here some of these positions he is in with this massager!

Pink bunny can kiss it better later

 

[Duke of Cheese]

£300 to £500 for a typical car battery? I’ll go to Hell, me. If you’ve got a car, buy it. Even if you haven’t got a car, buy it. Just buy it, okay?

 

[Mommabear]

£300 to £500 for a typical car battery? I’ll go to Hell, me. If you’ve got a car, buy it. Even if you haven’t got a car, buy it. Just buy it, okay?

Buy two...

 

[Keep Going]

£300 to £500 for a typical car battery? I’ll go to Hell, me. If you’ve got a car, buy it. Even if you haven’t got a car, buy it. Just buy it, okay?

Mind Pedro drives a 1988 Merc Coupe...those batteries are hard to come by now!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This is the most powerful (turns mic up to full volume) cheap portable vacuum I have seen in 70 years…£3 at the garage for a vacuum use?

Oh no open mic time… Learn the truth..That was a disaster, Charlie… We should have stuck with the massager….Monty Python has nothing on them.

 

[Ali Kamman]

HIS MIC IS ON!!!

 

[Keep Going]

This is the most powerful (turns mic up to full volume) cheap portable vacuum I have seen in 70 years…£3 at the garage for a vacuum use?

Any Esso station still takes tiger tokens....whilst Pedro was in his 88 Merc he saw a 78 Chevette...the plebs!!

 

[Ali Kamman]

Some of Pedro’s utterances with his mic left on:

“Well, that was a disaster, wasn’t it?”

“I knew that bag wouldn’t sell.”

“Yeah, I think they’re sick of it.”

 

[Duke of Cheese]

“Well, that was a disaster, wasn’t it?”

“I knew that bag wouldn’t sell.”

“Yeah, I think they’re sick of it.”

Clowns…

 

[Ali Kamman]

Clowns…

Imagine what he could have said…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Obviously those classy bags failed to FLY….