Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Pete and Em bezzeling the watch. You won’t see anybody else with them, Walter says. Presume they’ve only got the one. The two of them would suit a Wild West Medicine Wagon. Text if you’ve got a Heritor watch, he says. Don’t hold your breath as you said nobody else has got one. Tw…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I am trying to pick out any truth or facts from this presentation. This leather strap is worth £100..£100…£100…£100… Timepiece my eyes… One hundred pounds… You WILL believe what I say. Close your eyes… £100….£100…£100… You must insure me…Gerald?? Hooligon??

 

[Hammy60]

I am trying to pick out any truth or facts from this presentation.

The only factual truth uttered so far is these are wristwatches, everything else has been a load of bullshit. Nothing but overegging/exaggeration of overpriced Chinese watches. If someone is just after a watch then it'll do you, but you can buy similar quality at much, much lower prices and at the price they are selling there are litterly hundreds of better quality watches out there to buy.

 

[Herring]

 

[SiRich]

that was so deeply creepy and they knew it was ... he was chatting his stuff over heard by applause

it was my cue to flick over it was the usual rubbish for sale anyway. I cant work the guy out is he gay all these bash my back box innuendo smutty stuff seem quite inappropriate, strange gurning and rolling his tongue after a attempted gag, the guys a weirdo.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is going to show us his ganzi….

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

'These watches were designed for a distinctive wearer of time'

Powerful words. Powerful, bewildering words.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

When I was a kid a ganzi was your jumper.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If only you could keep her to factual selling she’d be very good.

 

[Keep Going]

Sod it, lets not even try, selling these timepieces worth millions (get them on the home insurance) but its far to much like an effort for Pedro and co to set the date day or month on the timepiece to the correct date day or month!

 

[Mommabear]

Pity Hammy can't chuck a load of snow over him through the screen

 

[Keep Going]

Pity Hammy can't chuck a load of snow over him through the screen

Pedro's hot steamy manure would melt said snow very quick!!!

 

[Hammy60]

Lot cheaper on Debenhams.

IW £268.99

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Why would anybody want or need to put a £200 watch as a named item on a household contents policy? It‘s like naming your air fryer.…

 

[stratobuddy]

Why would anybody want or need to put a £200 watch as a named item on a household contents policy? It‘s like naming your air fryer.…

I have named my air fryer, I call him Ninja.

 

[Hammy60]

If only you could keep her to factual selling she’d be very good.

When it comes to watches that is impossible, over the 3/4 years, i haven't seen her have a decent honest watch sales presentation yet. Always been full of misinformation/disinformation, most of it through ignorance but some of it is premeditated/deliberate deception. She and Bordell are cut from similar cloth, both will say whatever is needed to get a sale, the term factual never enters their minds.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

'These watches were designed for a distinctive wearer of time'

Powerful words. Powerful, bewildering words.

Sometimes his words come out like generated by AI. They sound right but if you listen carefully they don't make sense.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Funeral plans?

Well since Parky and Frank Windsor are no longer with us, there's an opening...

 

[Keep Going]

The canes will be back at 9....he will be telling the viewer to get them on the home insurance.....from watch to cane.....to mop....to light bulb

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This ‘£1000’ watch has an apparent cloisonne face. Chinese cloisonne? Looks like the pride of the Elizabeth Duke counter…