Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

The female watch ‘expert’ (has she got the same surname as Upside Down Head Two?) is another hit by the IW watch expert taking the pis…altered state urine virus.. IP Black, she states…Simon Peters with medical problems at the behind end of the front privates today in overfilled septic tank mode once…

Close, but no, She's Emma Boydell he's Jonathan Bordell, although as you've said another 'expert' talking rubbish.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Thanks, Hammy. Peters always sounds like he has Pot Noodle wedged in his throat so it was even more eerily similar sounding…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Turned on this morning and It’s Creepy and I’m not a Chef John, with the multi dicer, he made some kinda salad, but it looked like more what ud do after a night out

 

[Deleted member 21838]

You paint a particularly grim picture of his dish, Jazzy.

 

[Jazzydrury]

You paint a particularly grim picture of his dish, Jazzy.

That’s me say how I see it

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Same stuff, over and over again. The people portraying the chef comedy characters are clearly either unadventurous, hopeless, aimless, or aimlessly. hopelessly unadventurous. What this cookery repetition tends to suggest to somebody who doesn’t know that much about air frying, is that you appear to be very limited in what you can actually do in one, as so little variant of dish is ever explored. More bleedin’ chips. Couldn’t they serve Crawley with a large apple in his mouth, to shut him up.

 

[Keep Going]

Now its a naan bread pizza.....Just fire any old unhealthy food on a naan bread it seems.

 

[Jazzydrury]

You can do healthy stuff

 

[Keep Going]

Yes you defo can do healthy stuff but IW like to present the unhealthy food evidently.

Amateur hour again, Creepy has a email with a question from a viewer, Creepy then asks John the question about heating times, Johns answer to Creepy is "I would go with whats on the food packages or google it" I suppose a daft question deserves that reply though. You'd think Creepy would have been given a better email to read out.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Some

Yes you defo can do healthy stuff but IW like to present the unhealthy food evidently.

Amateur hour again, Creepy has a email with a question from a viewer, Creepy then asks John the question about heating times, Johns answer to Creepy is "I would go with whats on the food packages or google it" I suppose a daft question deserves that reply though. You'd think Creepy would have been given a better email to read out.

That email did make me chuckle

They should allow people to email In during Watch hours, I would love to see what some in here would say

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ideal World has been on air 23 years today, why haven’t they mentioned it

 

[Deleted member 21838]

He really is hapless. He would have made a great Private Pike in a Dad's Army remake. That's Crawley, not the John the Chef character. He is also one of the worst offenders for passing ownership of their entire item number inventory to ME!! Your Item Number. Your Plastic Horse. Your P&P..Your Awning Dress..Your Drain Blocker..No!! Not MINE..YOURS!! Coz you ain't flogged them yet.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Ideal World has been on air 23 years today, why haven’t they mentioned it

Probably because they can't count past four flexi pays.

 

[Keep Going]

Trying to get people to buy more combined items over £75 and get free postage!! If it was over £45 ok fair enough but £75?? Mmmh two lots of them pies they flog and you'd still be paying £4.99 P&P so £60 for 12 pies then postage costs oooft thats deep pocket territory....

 

[Jazzydrury]

Why do they have men presenting wigs for

 

[Deleted member 21838]

You need to be seriously cash heavy or deranged to spend £5 per relatively small looking pie. For £5 (more with the postage added on) you would probably expect a plate filler size from a supermarket. The quality of IWs needs to be sublime to justify that cost, and are they, really? They do look good on TV, but do those full of filling pies on air mirror what gets sent? Having seen negative reviews of this kind of product on other shopping channels, one main criticism is what you get is nothing like what is shown on air. Making you wonder if 'special' ones are baked separately to be shown on TV, or are they just the normal batch made ones that the customers get sent? Regardless, for me it does not represent good value and is essentially urinating money up the wall in trying to buy food this way.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Why do they have men presenting wigs for

Maybe because Ryan looks like he's got direct experience of having a nylon one sewn on to his head.

 

[Keep Going]

Careful now, before we know it one might end up in a H..airfryer.

 

[Jazzydrury]

You need to be seriously cash heavy or deranged to spend £5 per relatively small looking pie. For £5 (more with the postage added on) you would probably expect a plate filler size from a supermarket. The quality of IWs needs to be sublime to justify that cost, and are they, really? They do look good on TV, but do those full of filling pies on air mirror what gets sent? Having seen negative reviews of this kind of product on other shopping channels, one main criticism is what you get is nothing like what is shown on air. Making you wonder if 'special' ones are baked separately to be shown on TV, or are they just the normal batch made ones that the customers get sent? Regardless, for me it does not represent good value and is essentially urinating money up the wall in trying to buy food this way.

ive thought that before

 

[Jazzydrury]

Careful now, before we know it one might end up in a H..airfryer.

They would probably melt